'Tis the season to realize that all the people you know are incredibly hard to shop for. Seriously, everyone who wants presents should just go make one of those wishlists on amazon.com or something. Make my life a whole lot easier
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Seems ta me like the Christmas season's when ya find out ya don't know jack about half of the people ya know, so everybody settles for gift cards from Wal-Mart. Not that those are bad, cus ya can do a lot with a Wal-Mart gift card, but it always seems so impersonal when ya just give someone money. This is totally why I haven't celebrated Christmas in like...twenty years.
Anythin', huh? That's tough... I'm vascilatin' between people bein' able to see things the way I do for like...even five minutes, or a Hummer.
That would be really, really fucking cool to trade places with someone, and...see life through their eyes. There's totally a song in that. Good wish, dude.
Dude, that would be awesome. You could really, really traumatize somebody like that. But, you know, it'd be cool to have someone just...know. To understand. That's fucking deep.
Yeah. We have. It's fucking ridiculous, but... We'll get it done eventually.
And yeah, believe it or not, it is hard. It's really, really hard! They never care about you; they just want to date you because you're famous. It's bullshit.
I dunno, that could be sort of dangerous. There are a lot of weirdos out there that wouldn't exactly use their new intelligence for the betterment of mankind.
I'm a total dunce when it comes to getting presents. But if I know one thing, it's that everyone likes a nice throw blanket to curl up in. You know, one of those fleece ones or something. That's always my last resort, well, unless I've got them one before.
I have no idea what I'd ask for. Hmm, maybe to be 20 years younger, or somethin' predictable like that.
Well I don't want him just handed to me! It's been too damn long of working for it. I don't think he should end up as some sort of consolation prize. "Here you go, old man, thanks for trying."
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Anythin', huh? That's tough... I'm vascilatin' between people bein' able to see things the way I do for like...even five minutes, or a Hummer.
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Or just a lifetime supply of sweets. Whichever one's easier.
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Personally I don't know if I'd want everyone to be my friend, because some people annoy the hell outta me.
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Other than that... Hmmm. Maybe, uh...a good relationship. Yeah.
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Yeah, trying to date like a normal person must be so hard when you're that famous.
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And yeah, believe it or not, it is hard. It's really, really hard! They never care about you; they just want to date you because you're famous. It's bullshit.
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Maybe a guy who wasn't easily intimidated...
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I have no idea what I'd ask for.
Hmm, maybe to be 20 years younger, or somethin' predictable like that.
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...I'll admit, I would take Haruko handed to me. It's easier than dealing with the robots.
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