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[peter_white]

'Tis the season to realize that all the people you know are incredibly hard to shop for. Seriously, everyone who wants presents should just go make one of those wishlists on amazon.com or something. Make my life a whole lot easier

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[keibutottsan]

I'm a total dunce when it comes to getting presents. But if I know one thing, it's that everyone likes a nice throw blanket to curl up in. You know, one of those fleece ones or something. That's always my last resort, well, unless I've got them one before.

I have no idea what I'd ask for.
Hmm, maybe to be 20 years younger, or somethin' predictable like that.

[commanderamarao]

...Catching Lupin?

[keibutottsan]

Well I don't want him just handed to me! It's been too damn long of working for it. I don't think he should end up as some sort of consolation prize. "Here you go, old man, thanks for trying."

[commanderamarao]

...The means to catch him with, then? Well, actually... I'm a little impressed he wasn't the first thing you thought of.

...I'll admit, I would take Haruko handed to me. It's easier than dealing with the robots.

[keibutottsan]

I did think of it, but I don't want anyone doing my job for me.

Ha, then that's what I would wish for: Haruko for you, complete with a bow on her demented head.

[commanderamarao]

Ah... Haruko with a titanium alloy energy containment field. Oh, how I've dreamed for such a remarkable thing.

[keibutottsan]

I have no idea what that is!

[commanderamarao]

They're harder to throw than handcuffs.

[keibutottsan]

I just thought of her all wrapped up in tinfoil, but I'm pretty sure that isn't what you meant.

I bet she could get away from handcuffs, though!

[commanderamarao]

I wish tinfoil worked. But that's not her sort. Handcuffs she can just tear apart. The whole superhuman strength thing gets old after a while.

[keibutottsan]

The handcuffs usually turn out to be more of a diversion than anything. Lupin can pick his way out of them blindfolded.

Can't lose heart because of it, you know? Just gotta get more creative.

[commanderamarao]

I wouldn't give up or lose heart. She's a menace. She doesn't deserve to be on this planet.

[keibutottsan]

And that's why you're the best to be on the case. You're gonna catch her one way or another. No ramen days for you!