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Voicemail

Jan 06, 2006 01:26

"You have reached Peter Parker's voicemail. You would have reached Peter Parker himself, but he couldn't make it to the phone. Maybe his phone is turned off off. Maybe he's in class. Or maybe he's out saving the world with the power of his imagination. I can't really say. I'm just his voicemail. What I can tell you is that Peter would appreciate it ( Read more... )

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whitedeathpod March 13 2006, 19:56:47 UTC

Peter? This is John. Hey, need some advice. Today in shop class, Xander gave me an English policeman's helmet. I'm thinking of wearing it to class tomorrow and trying to "arrest" Skeeter. Tips?

peter__parker March 13 2006, 20:17:00 UTC

"Brilliant, John. English policemen are called 'bobbies,' they stop for blood pudding and tea, not donuts and coffee, and I have a water gun you can use if you want to shoot first and ask questions later."

whitedeathpod March 14 2006, 00:40:17 UTC

"Bobbies, right. And you think I should water gun Skeeter? Dude, right in the hair. How funny would that be?"

peter__parker March 14 2006, 00:52:23 UTC

"It would be hysterical, but it would be crossing such a line right away that you have to be sure you're ready to accept the consequences. And you'll only have one shot. Element of surprise, buddy!"

whitedeathpod March 14 2006, 00:55:25 UTC

"I want to water gun her but...do you think she'd zap me? Like not into an animal but into something worse? Like an old sock? Or...something worse than that?"

peter__parker March 14 2006, 00:59:23 UTC

"Well, she was talking about turning you into a jockstrap on the radio the other week. So I think she's perfectly willing to zap you into something really bad."

whitedeathpod March 14 2006, 01:04:37 UTC

"Maybe I could outrun the wand? It's worth a try. Or...maybe I shoot the wand with the water and distract her and then grab the wand and turn her into a snail! Or maybe I'm dreaming."

peter__parker March 14 2006, 01:08:35 UTC

"You're probably dreaming, but it would be funny."

"By the way, I feel I should tell you this: some people are speculating that this feud between you and Skeeter is because you like each other in a creepy way. Use this knowledge for the force of good, John."

whitedeathpod March 14 2006, 01:14:24 UTC

If Peter could see John right now, he'd see John making faces that looked painfully uncomfortable.

"Like...in a girlfriend/boyfriend sort of way? She's old, dude. Yuck. And Wilbur's her true love."

peter__parker March 14 2006, 01:18:52 UTC

"I'm just repeating what someone told me. I said that I don't see it from your end. But it's something to keep in mind for future torment, maybe."

whitedeathpod March 14 2006, 01:22:02 UTC

"Hmm. Good point. I'm still trying to work Rita and her multiple personalities into my radio broadcast. Maybe I can use it as an arguing point between the personalities."

peter__parker March 14 2006, 01:24:38 UTC

"Ooh! Good one! One personality loves you, another hates you, and the third thinks you're Cameron!"

"It's possible that I have too much fun giving you ideas."

whitedeathpod March 14 2006, 01:28:37 UTC

"And I have too much fun taking your advice. I am so doing the personalities as soon as my brain can handle that overload of Rita. You're a pal, Peter. And again, your secret's safe with me. Skeeter will never know you're helping me."

peter__parker March 14 2006, 01:32:17 UTC

"I'm glad to hear that," Peter said. "Good luck with this. May you be human again by this time tomorrow."

whitedeathpod March 14 2006, 01:36:31 UTC

"Thanks buddy. See you later."

John hangs up the phone.

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