Voicemail

[peter__parker]

"You have reached Peter Parker's voicemail. You would have reached Peter Parker himself, but he couldn't make it to the phone. Maybe his phone is turned off off. Maybe he's in class. Or maybe he's out saving the world with the power of his imagination. I can't really say. I'm just his voicemail. What I can tell you is that Peter would appreciate it

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Due to Crowley's thing...

[oatmanspatient]

*In a very schmoopy voice*

Hey... It's Marty. I know things have been weird between us lately, but I want to make it up to you. I thought we could just get some take out, snuggle... maybe make out like two ferrets in heat. *snickers*

My place? 10:00? 10:30ish?

Love ya...

*wet sounding kiss*

[sensethevisions]

"Hi, this is Phoebe Halliwell, welcoming you to Fandom High. I know that you're probably freaked out about some of the chaos here and confused over what classes to take. This is where I lend a hand. I suggest taking Celtic Studies and Arthurian Traditions with Professor Camulus. He's a great guy and he knows everything there is to know about his field of teaching. Trust me, you won't regret it. Please register for his classes so he doesn't stuff me and mount me on the wall like a trophy?"

Misdirected Call To Sam Carter

[janet_fraiser]

Did you get a chance to have it out with him yet? Was it quiet, or was there a lot of screaming? Come on over later and we can plan where to hide the body.

those wacky Crowley hyjinx

[krusher_thomas]

[an attempt to reply to this.

Um. Hi. I don't know any Cordelia, but she sounds a little bitchy. And what's wrong with your voice? Is there a helium leak in the building? Anyway, I never said anything about kissing anyone because I haven't really said anything at all to anyone. Until now.

[Phone Madness]

[aka_vala]

[in response to this]

Hey, look, dude! I don't know what kind of gremlin spit you've been smoking, but any threesome I'm in would not involve either Aeryn or that creep-ass robot from the theater! I am so telling Cam and Aeryn you said this, you jerk. They can fight it out over who kills you first!