The moon rabbit's panic meter rises slightly, but the CANDY CORN(?) is now visible enough that she pulls it out. It appears to be a lot bigger than any CANDY CORN you've ever seen in your life...
The moon rabbit offers the DEMONIC CANDY CORN to you.
You're rather upset that this TOY POODLE smashed your Master's lab equipment, but getting him out of here was more important right now. You take aim with your RABBIT KEY and shove it into the keyhole, unlocking the door.
> PS: Fix the lab equipment before the moon rabbit gets too upset.
You find a nice POPSICLE in the fridge instead, because normal carrots are boring. It's your favorite flavor! You can't resist, and begin nomming on the POPSICLE.
> PS: Give the MOON RABBIT compensation for the damage you caused.
You give the MOON RABBIT $5. Its all you have on you and is probably not the least bit redeemable in the NEATHERWORLD. You spy some liquid that might be useful to increase some people's IMAGINATION mixing together on the ground.
> U: Spy the BLUE LIQIUD and the MAUVE LIQUID mixing on the ground
Oh god! Master is definitely not going to like this! Your panic meter is rising slightly. It's a good thing you had that POPSICLE recently, else it'd be spiking into FREAK OUT mode again.
> PS: Apologize to the MOON RABBIT, and find a jar to scoop up the mystery liquids.
You attempt to seduce the MOON RABBIT in a hardboiled manner using your massive CHARISMA.
Unfortunately, your throat was changed when you turned into a TOY POODLE and your seduction speech comes out as "PUMPKIN FOR THE PUMPKIN GOD! CANDY CORN FOR THE CANDY CORN THRONE!"
Your panic meter is rising again, but the effects of the POPSICLE are still in effect; reducing the amount it would have gone up. You fire on the TOY POODLE some more.
> Remind the MOON RABBIT that you're aligned with the MOON RABBITS.
The moon rabbit offers the DEMONIC CANDY CORN to you.
What will you do?
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> PS: Try to regain your dignity and manliness.
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Fans cheer at your manliness
> U: Shoot out the lock
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> PS: Fix the lab equipment before the moon rabbit gets too upset.
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You piece it somewhat back into place with some duct tape. You failed to fix it but you decided to make the broken peices into a nice FORT
> U: SEARCH FOR CARROTS YOU ARE A RABBIT GO FIND CARROT
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> PS: Give the MOON RABBIT compensation for the damage you caused.
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> U: Spy the BLUE LIQIUD and the MAUVE LIQUID mixing on the ground
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> PS: Apologize to the MOON RABBIT, and find a jar to scoop up the mystery liquids.
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Oh right. You kill the DEMONIC PUMPKIN and THEN fill it up with the MYSTERIOUS LIQUID.
> U: STOP THE MAN FROM SCOOPING LIQUIDS INTO A PUMPKIN IN A COMEDIC MANNER! DOITDOITODIT
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> PS: Use your pulchritude to convince the MOON RABBIT to let go.
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> U: =>
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> PS: Seduce the MOON RABBIT in a hard boiled manner.
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Unfortunately, your throat was changed when you turned into a TOY POODLE and your seduction speech comes out as "PUMPKIN FOR THE PUMPKIN GOD! CANDY CORN FOR THE CANDY CORN THRONE!"
> U: AGGRESS IT IS A CANDY KHORNE BERSERKER
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> PS: Catch the bullet with your teeth!
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You attempt to speak more but what you said cannot be repeated without seven tongues and three voice boxes
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> Remind the MOON RABBIT that you're aligned with the MOON RABBITS.
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