The moon rabbit's panic meter rises slightly, but the CANDY CORN(?) is now visible enough that she pulls it out. It appears to be a lot bigger than any CANDY CORN you've ever seen in your life...
The moon rabbit offers the DEMONIC CANDY CORN to you.
You are now a MOON RABBIT that's freaking out. Problem Sleuth is here freaking out with you. You are carrying a HANDGUN, a medicine bottle, a potion bottle, and a NINJA BLADE.
Problem Sleuth is freaking out! He's carrying a CANDIED CORN, a DEMONIC PUMPKIN and DEMONIC CANDY CORN in his inventory and NORMAL CANDY CORN under his hat. He also has a CHAIN OF KEYS in his pockets.
What are you, stupid? There's no dance like that! Besides that, you're a(n) (ex-)soldier, not a dancer! Even if there was one, you'd probably just trip over yourself!
You dipshit! Its a metaphor! At is it is on the PHOR PLANE OF META, next to the 4TH WALL CONSTRUCTION CO. You can't remove them here without ELF TEARS!
And there's another hole in the wall. How do you expect to aim straight when your panic meter is maxed out?!
> PS: Transform into a hulking monstrosity due to drinking the GREEN LIQUID and smash down the door! Unless it stopped the FREAK OUT, that would be better...
The moon rabbit offers the DEMONIC CANDY CORN to you.
What will you do?
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You need a RABBIT KEY to do that! You throw your hat down in frustration as you and the rabbit are locked in the same room somehow!
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What will you do?
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Unfortunately your BRIAR PATCH OF EMOTIONS is full of FREAK OUT FERRETS!
You join her in the freaking out!
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You are now a MOON RABBIT that's freaking out. Problem Sleuth is here freaking out with you. You are carrying a HANDGUN, a medicine bottle, a potion bottle, and a NINJA BLADE.
What will you do?
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Problem Sleuth is freaking out! He's carrying a CANDIED CORN, a DEMONIC PUMPKIN and DEMONIC CANDY CORN in his inventory and NORMAL CANDY CORN under his hat. He also has a CHAIN OF KEYS in his pockets.
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> PS: Unlock the door with the CHAIN OF KEYS
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You throw your CANDIED CORN at the RABBIT DOOR ineffuctually
> U: Shoot the lock off with your HANDGUN
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> PS: Remove the FREAK OUT FERRETS from the BRIAR PATCH OF EMOTIONS.
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> U: YES YES SHOOT
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> PS: Find some random medicine in the lab while the moon rabbit is distracted and take a drink of something that's hopefully relaxing!
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This can't POSSIBLY go wrong.
> U: Sally forth and shoot again!
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> PS: Transform into a hulking monstrosity due to drinking the GREEN LIQUID and smash down the door! Unless it stopped the FREAK OUT, that would be better...
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You are now a TOY POODLE.
> U: POSE LIKE A TEAM BECAUSE THIS SHIT JUST GOT REALLY WEIRD
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> PS: Charge the door with all your might!
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> U: React to the silly puppy! geragerageragera
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