New Plan For World Owning

[pervy_keanu]

Today I watched my hair grow. It's an interesting process

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[hugo_clone]

*has stomach trurning nightmares about armies of giant spiders controlled by Moron!Keanu*

Y'know, the spider would probably be smothered by the butter and die.

[pervy_keanu]

That's because you can add numbers up.

It's so unfair...

[hugo_clone]

Ah, well, yes, some of us have higher IQs than shoe sizes, and on the other hand, some of us get to keep the same hairline we had when we were 25 when we're 40 you youthful-looking total utter and complete bastard.

So it all balances out Karmicly, really.