Jun 16, 2004 00:27
Today I watched my hair grow. It's an interesting process.
I'm thinking about trapping a spider inside a tub of butter and letting it just eat through that. Butter's meant to make things get all big and stuff, right? So it should grow like, thirty hundred feet wide by the morning time!
The only problem is that spiders are scary! They've got legs and shit.
So this plan for creating an army of monster spiders through the use of trapping and butter could come to a premature end. Plus they could decide to eat me as well.