I am now a licensed driver! Whee! The test is way too damn easy.

Wanted: like-minded ladies to  go found a matriarchy where all men are chained to trees all day long and fed nothing but bread, water, and the occasional piece of cheese if they're good. If they misbehaved they'd be exiled, and pine away with longing for the land of beautiful women, to which they were forever denied access, and would wander the ( Read more... )

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Fuck.

So the last time I updated was a long long loooooong time ago ( Read more... )

As some or many of you might know, I live on the third floor of Tyler dormitory this year. Of the 10 rooms on 3rd floor Tyler, 3 are vacant, one is occupied by me, and 6 are occupied by men, 4 of whom are football players. We all share 1 bathroom.
Last year, I shared a bathroom -- 4 toilets, 4 showers, 4 sinks -- with the entire female population (~ ( Read more... )

So, in driver's ed today, I had a lot of time to think. Here's what I thunk:

I just have the coolest friends ever. You guys ... wow. Between my BR friends, my Commie friends, and my Amherst friends, I just know these incredibly awesome people. Brilliant people in every field of learning and study -- from physics to theater to dead languages to ( Read more... )

Heya,
I thought I'd have time to do stuff during the summer. No such luck. They've updated this formatting! Spiffy.
Tomorrow's my last day of work ... Pretty sure I'm happy 'bout this. I've netted a pretty decent amount of money, acquired some useful skills and a new pet, and still have a fair bit of summer left for driver's ed, cleaning, friends, ( Read more... )

• albino mice
• black mice
• gray mice
• reddish mice
• brindled mice

Need I say more?