My Howince repsonses to some of the prompts posted over at booshbattle
Warnings: If boys loving, kissing or touching one another offends you then don’t read... If this is the case, I ask “WHY ARE YOU HERE?!”
Disclaimer: I don’t own either of them, I'm making zero profit and this never happened. The only thing I possess the rights to is my own imagination and ( Read more... )

Title: Lessons
Word Count: 200
Genre: RPS
Characters/Pairing: Noel/Julian
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own them and sadly never will. No profit - all for fun.
Author's Comments: Second submission for boosh_shorts Challenge 12: Writer's Choice Two in one night? Wahey! This is completely blamed on alcohol... and Brie's advancements...

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Title: Proof Reading
Word Count: 200
Genre: FPS
Characters/Pairing: Dan/Jones
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own them and sadly never will. No profit - all for fun.
Author's Comments: First submission for boosh_shorts Challenge 12: Writer's Choice

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Title: Just For you
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,150
Summary: Vince is late back from shopping and starts acting rather suspicious when Howard asks him about his purchases
Warnings: If boys loving, kissing or touching one another offends you then don’t read... If this is the case, I ask “WHY ARE YOU HERE?!”
Disclaimer: I don’t own ( Read more... )

Title: A COTTAGE FOR TWO♥
Pairing: Dan/Jones
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 620
Genre: Crackfic... or the new genre of crackfluff... surely there's more of these out there somewhere?
Summary: Dan comes home after a hard day's work only to receive a not-so-pleasant surprise from Jones. Crack and fluff ensues.
Warnings: If boys loving, kissing or touching one ( Read more... )

Title: Erasing the Lines
Word Count: 200
Genre: RPS
Characters/Pairing: Noel/Julian
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own them and sadly never will. No profit - all for fun.
Author's Comments: Fourth and final submission for boosh_shorts Challenge 11: Festive Shorts This is a carryon from the very first Boosh fic/drabble/Noelian I wrote. A few ( Read more... )

Title: Secret Burn
Rating: PG-13 - for suggestiveness/innuendo and swearing
Word Count: 1,921
Warnings: If boys loving, kissing or touching one another offends you then don’t read... If this is the case, I ask “WHY ARE YOU HERE?!”
Summary: David is the only person Pierre trusts to do this really big favour for him
Disclaimer: I don’t own either of ( Read more... )

Title: Christmas Wrapping
Word Count: 100
Genre: FPS
Characters/Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really, slightly suggestive. Implied use of bondage ;)
Disclaimer: Don't own them and sadly never will. No profit - all for fun.
Author's Comments: Third submission for boosh_shorts Challenge 11: Festive Shorts This is dedicated to weekendgothgirl because her ( Read more... )

Title: Snow Antics
Word Count: 200
Genre: FPS
Characters/Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own them and sadly never will. No profit - all for fun.
Author's Comments: Second submission for boosh_shorts Challenge 11: Festive Shorts Sneaky dedication to booshbesotted because the idea came to me when she left me for alone for 10 minutes to ( Read more... )

Title: Sweet Tooth
Word Count: 100
Genre: FPS
Characters/Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: Pg-13
Warnings: Heavy handed on the fluff, may cause tooth ache.
Disclaimer: Don't own them and sadly never will. No profit - all for fun.
Author's Comments: For boosh_shorts Challenge 11: Festive Shorts First submission for this and any challenge. Still suffering from ( Read more... )