JE/NEWS- "Five Times NEWS Wants to Watch Tegoshi Sleep (And One Time Uchi Helps)"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Five Times NEWS Wants to Watch Tegoshi Sleep (And One Time Uchi Helps)
Universe: JE/ NewS
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NEWS (appearances by Uchi, Jin, Kame, and Matsujun)
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, date rape, snipes against Twilight, the usual.
Word Count: 3,270
Summary: NEWS wants to watch Tegoshi sleep. In retrospect

Comments

[lainex]

You make NewS so much more interesting than I usually see them (admittedly, not much). It's terrible how I can just see all this happening. I LOVELOVELOVED The HALO thing. And Shige-points. Oh, Shige, you dork.

JE. Where you begin to fail at life. On the upside, you can still be fabulous (even if you're effin' creepy)! 8D

[peroxidepest17]

Thanks for reading.

[merii_hydeist]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

This is beyond words! I love it! Now I'm the one who's getting sleepy. Ciao!

[peroxidepest17]

Glad you liked! ^_^

i have a legit reason to use this icon omg

[ryogrande]

omg i want to steal this fic and take it to bed with me.

i have figured out, after over two years, that i love your news fic because you play on all of their flaws. or something that makes sense.

of course jin suggests to drug them. AND THEN THEY'RE MATSUJUN'S. I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH ON MY LAUGHTER. I LOVE YOU FOREVER.

that whole fake-out with ryotego, rolling on the FLOOR, congratulations on your first use of "penis" in fic! ♥♥ baby steps >D

but in the end, the rad bromance of kameuchi pwn ALL OF NEWS. and uchi blames kame. his life is so hard. ♥

i swear i only like tegoshi when you write him. maybe it's because he doesn't actually DO anything. idek. write forever.

Re: i have a legit reason to use this icon omg

[peroxidepest17]

MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL BE ABLE TO TYPE COCK AND NOT MEAN ROOSTERS. *pumps fist*

[mousapelli]

NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. god they are amazing.

[peroxidepest17]

I KNOW RIGHT. That entire Koyama comment killed me. HOW IS THIS CANON.

[peroxidepest17]

Glad you liked!