NEWS Drabble Dump #35

[peroxide_fic]

Some more je100 themed drabbles!

Title: Highly (Dys)Functional
Theme/Topic: AU ( Gov AU)
Rating: G
Character/Pairing/s: NEWS (Cameos by Koki and Riina)
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Word Count: 6x100 (600)
Summary: Sometimes every day life is a little skewed for well-trained operatives.
Dedication: Everyone who understands exactly what Shige is going

Comments

[psych_ten_chan]

>.< Such win! I lol'ed at Drunk Fatty-chan. Oh Jin-fat jokes never cease to amuse me. And NEWS!Mythical creatures. Leprechauns choosing their rep through booze and brawl, haha, such a fun place to be in. And EliteShige!Elf, even his own people make fun of him. There's no winning for him. And weather!News are always lovely to read. I'm trying to think what kinds of Gods other JEgroups are, but I can't seem to grasp it. But anyway, Lovely fics again! ^_^

[peroxidepest17]

I know right, Jin fat jokes are hysterical to me. I just...Japan's standards for fat make me LOL. I'd be on par with a mac truck to them.

[keeconk]

riina's question was the best thing ever!! ROFL

[peroxidepest17]

She is astute I hear.

HAD TO SPLIT MY COMMENT INTO 2 BECAUSE IT DESERVES A LONG ONE! (part 1)

[epsilonbrain]

First things first: I miss your Gov't AU!

“Leah Dizon concert,” Ryo admits, eventually.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Ryo's definition an emergency totally includes watching gravure idols shake their bonbons.

Three hours later, Koki’s laptop is virus free, his DVR is set to record his favorite shows for the next year, his landline is free, his cable is free, his Bluetooth isn’t fuzzy anymore and his universal remote finally functions with every TV in his apartment, as well as his neighbor’s across the atrium.
Can I get my own Tegoshi too?

Sometimes Shige misses just killing people.
*pats Shige's head and hands him a .38 caliber gun just in case*

#4 (I cannot pic which line to copy and paste)
Paranoid Koyama = cute. Paranoid bomb specialist Koyama hearing a ticking KITCHEN TIMER = even cuter.

Massu doesn’t struggle; he doesn’t want to crush his chips.
We do not want to waste food, do we, Massu?

Later, when Massu is sitting on top of the groaning mugger while waiting for the police, he politely asks if Mugger-san would like some chips.Poor

HAD TO SPLIT MY COMMENT INTO 2 BECAUSE IT DESERVES A LONG ONE! (part 2)

[epsilonbrain]

I got totally confused with Mythic Proportions, thank god you have The Chosen Few to explain it.
"My little brother is shy around women; as much as he loves purity, boobs scare him."
Coz Kei would totally rather have member-ai than opposite sex-ai.

After that stirring speech, the young centaurs gather for competitions like discus throwing, races, and archery contests.

When the weight lifting competition finally arrives, Yamapi is so intent on beating Jin that nothing else matters.
The centaurs are having olympics of their own.

“Drinking contest and brawl,” the leaders clarify. “Because if you can’t hold your liquor or fight, we don’t want you around.”
I have a feeling this is Yoko.

To make it in time, they’re forced to send their fastest runner instead.
Poor Maru, he got replaced by Massu instead.

He shoots. Misses.
It's amazing that even as an elf, Shige still manages to fail spectacularly. In front of children.

“How about him?” his wife suggests, pointing outside. Below, the tiniest, most adorable fairy in the kingdom is

Re: HAD TO SPLIT MY COMMENT INTO 2 BECAUSE IT DESERVES A LONG ONE! (part 2)

[peroxidepest17]

So glad you liked!

[snow_meow]

I love the Gov AU drabble the most especially Pi's plan for the sale. It's like preparing for an assault against vicious housewives. LOL.

I love both the cats and gods fic. Although I cannot figure out which boy is which god. As for the cats,is Tiny = Kame & Lanky = Junno? Or is it the other way around?

[peroxidepest17]

No, you're correct. Kame is definitely, definitely tinier than he is lanky.

[win03die]

cutthroat fairy = <3

[peroxidepest17]

He sparkles and kicks your ass. ^^y