JE/NewS- "Inglorious"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Inglorious
Universe: JE/NewS; Government AU ( B-side)
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NewS (and Tackey)
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, OOC, stupid
Word Count: 3,433
Summary: In this line of work it’s not always James Bond and Jackie Chan. Sometimes it’s poo.
Dedication: Happy birthday mousapelli! Sorry this is so um, bizarre.
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Comments

[gothicauthor]

As soon as I saw Okinawa, Shige, and photograph, I knew. XD XD XD

I WILL NEVER GET OVER THAT. How do you bring the wrong film?! XD My mom ordered black and white film once, and the roll looks completely different...

Also, taro ice cream is the shit.

That night, he has to scream Shige’s (fake) name like he means it.

...Ryo murdered Shige when it was over, didn't he? XD XD XD

That night, Massu spends five long hours washing blood (and other things) out of his hair.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. >.< POOR MASSU.

I can't even imagine Massu with blood all over him.

...Oh, god, KAT-TUN fail. x.x I can just imagine it, Junno defeating his opponent with bad puns.

Gothic Author

[peroxidepest17]

Shige's...a special guy. LOL That's all I can say about that .XD

[gothicauthor]

Well. I guess--okay, fine, I know--that if he weren't, I definitely wouldn't love him as much. XD If at all. o.O [likes idols more for their fail than their win]

Gothic Author

[chrysan]

*loves 4 and 5 best bcos she's a pervert* XDDDDDDDDD

That night, he has to scream Shige’s (fake) name like he means it.

Wah. Providing that he manage to survive, that liason outside really got to enjoy and earful of wonderful sounds. XD

During that mission, Koyama gets an uncensored lesson in the mechanics of what it takes to have a successful gay orgy without waking up the boss.

I cracked up at that. Oh, Koyama is too darn cute too~

[peroxidepest17]

Koyama suffers for the sake of his groupmates. XD

[fivethreerin]

*in a deadly serious voice*

scenario four.

FOR THE WIN!

[peroxidepest17]

Sometimes even Tego's powers can't save him I guess. XD

[angels_light90]

If I quoted my favorite parts it would be the whole thing XD Are you ever going to write one about Tackey and Tsubasa?

[peroxidepest17]

I don't know much about their history so if I did it would be a total crap shoot.

[mousapelli]

ASKLDGJAKLSJDGALKSDHJAKHJAKLAJ. ILUSM. ASDGLKJSDGKLAS. SO GOOD.

because news is awesome, but the best kind of news is the kind where they are FAILING HEINOUSLY.

also i love this AU like the BURNING (poo). News in suits! Tackey is their boss! TSUBASA IS KAT-TUN'S BOSS. they are so married d'aaaaaaaaaaaaw!

Koyama as usually gets all the best bits, listening to gay orgies and being sad about black and white pictures, and TEGOSHI IS A GIRL WHORE ROTFL.

ILU. YAAAAAAAAY. Best birthday present EVAR.

[peroxidepest17]

YAY GLAD YOU LIKED IT HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR!!! <3