JE/NewS- "Inglorious"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Inglorious
Universe: JE/NewS; Government AU ( B-side)
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NewS (and Tackey)
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, OOC, stupid
Word Count: 3,433
Summary: In this line of work it’s not always James Bond and Jackie Chan. Sometimes it’s poo.
Dedication: Happy birthday mousapelli! Sorry this is so um, bizarre.
A/N:

Comments

[renge_kun]

OMG #4. And OMAdorable #5. Amazing job with this AU, just amazing. You must be researching gov't/weapons/etc. for this? Your description of Massu's fight was awesome. And I just love how you weave facts from life into the story (the trips to Okinawa & Peru, for instance). Fantastic & hilarious, as usual!

[renge_kun]

Oh, and thank you for giving me a reason to use this icon! XD

[peroxidepest17]

Dude Tego+Pole is so hot you'd never need a reason other than that to use it. XD

[quiraikotsu]

OMT.
I've been waiting for a govt. AU from you for aggesssss ;____; !!
LOVED no.4- Tego faking as a prostitute is PRICLESS XD XD ♥♥♥♥

[peroxidepest17]

Because sometimes, he is kind of a whore. XD

[ghe21]

really really love this au

and whore tegoshi is the best

and koyama & shige pictures... hehehe.. is that taken from wagahai??

love this...

[peroxidepest17]

There was mention of it in Wagahai and then there was mention of it on SC?

[win03die]

You just mentioned HIGASHI-SAMA <3
Takki is also so awesome. so awesome.

#5 is win ;D Oh Tegoshi.
And Koyama, you silly goose. but that's why we love you.

[peroxidepest17]

I only know him from seeing everyone pretty much go back to being backup dancers for him at Countdown. LOL

[snow_meow]

I love this fic.

Let is be said that no matter what NEWS always gets the job done even if it means sifting through tons of poo. ^^

I am surprise that all Shige did with the camera was produce black and white pictures. I was thinking he would have lobbed off all the heads in the pics. ROFL

“I said shoot the crank!!” Shige shrieks at Ryo, after a beat, “Shoot the crank!”

“I heard tank!!!” Ryo replies indignantly. “Enunciate better, stupid!”/ This is so typical Ryo and Shige's conversation.

I would love to read KAT-TUN's reports. I wonder how much more worst off are the other guys ^__^

[peroxidepest17]

Ryo and Shige yelling at each other while sitting in poo was the entire reason I started the story with this theme. XD