JE/NewS- "Five Times NewS Members Save Massu from Recommen"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Five Times NewS Members Save Massu from Recommen
Universe: JE/ NewS
Theme/Topic: What might have happened if other NewS members had been there with Massu that night.
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NewSxMassu (Yokoyama and Murakami cameos and mention of Matchy)
Warnings/Spoilers: Stupidity, OOC, me being too sensitive probably.
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[missykitty0115]

MASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! ;_; *clings* Poor dear, having to go though that. If only Yamapi was there to save him. >D

Yamapi > EVERYONE. EVEN MASSU'S MOM.

*isshot*

[peroxidepest17]

Massu is so helpless. I kind of want to pat his head and like, reassure him that he never has to talk to those two ever again. YET HE PROBABLY WILL. sigh.

[win03die]

OMG.
DO YOU ENJOY KILLING ME? ;D;D;D

-massu is so stupid. good that shige is not.
-tegoshi <345567 (and Ryo getting mad too. awww. )
-ok, koyama is stupid too ;D
-ryo owns
-Because they both instinctively know that Yamapi has the power to single-handedly end their careers.
...no he doesn't ;D

yoko is SO in love with Tego <3 -happy squeels-
(OMG SPAZZ for the hq vrsion of bambina. SQUADF)

this was ubercute.
..i still can't believe they said that OA :O
..yu happen to know if eitos mentioned tego there in the show? it's quite long ;]

[peroxidepest17]

Pi totally has the power. Yamapi fangirls are the scariest fangirls of all time. XD

[win03die]

ok, they're bad but kat-tun ones are hell of scary too... -ponders-

i'm still not over the popolo of next month.
TEGO. WITH A POLE.
And now i want to go to a porn-challenge and write ryotego-smut :S
the kid has me bad.

i have kinda liked kanjani8 'til now, but i don't think anyone who can be really admired, can GANG UP ON MASSU. massu of all people.
it's like.. hitting a puppy. REPEATEDLY :S

[peroxidepest17]

SERIOUSLY. And the HQ version of Bambina coming out too. OH TEGOSLUT.

I can't respect anyone who can gang up on Massu in any way that is not loving. *nod*

[annnimeee]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I don't really care, honestly, if I turned you off from K8 or not, because that kind of turned me off. I still like Yoko, but significantly less than before. Maybe as much as I like Kame. Wait no Kame at least made my top 15. I'm glad to hear that Greg thinks they were being dicks too.

Shige rocks. Koyama's made me cackle. But I think Pi's, in its simplicity is my fav. I really wish Pi had been there with him that night.

[peroxidepest17]

Greg's exact words were "bullies" and "assholes." WE MADE GOOD GUY FRIENDS ANN. XD

Yeah, I probably like him about as much as I like Kame now. THOUGH I guess this would be a good time to try and push Arashi on me or something. XD

I had to take that whole concept Shige was talking about where as a leader, Pi doesn't have to do anything. He just has to be there. It's so true. Shige so smrt.

[zombiecide]

Not all of them are arseholes, but Yoko definitely likes to torture anyone who's actually weaker than him. Dx Hina's a decent guy without him, except that he doesn't know you don't hit your guests. Subaru's an attention whore and tries to hide his insecurity by misbehaving, Ryo is just a silent, shy Ryo without Uchi, Yasu's gay and gay with Baru, Maru, uhm, likes to show his insecurity by making a fool of himself, and Ohkura is nice and shy and the one who usually gets picked on by Yoko. ... well, all in all they're about as bad as KAT-TUN, but more entertaining xD
Arashi, I think aren't much better; I mean, they have Nino and Jun who clearly think other people's misery is very funny.
... what about Tokio?

[peroxidepest17]

LOL GOd Question? and V6 are totally the safe place to be aren't they. I GUESS I DON'T MIND.

[xarwenz]

Hi there! I haven't dropped by like ages...RL major sucks.

So I read this before I clicked the link to the translation. I was like..."Oh haha...they wouldn't do that on air, right? They're squeaky clean Johnny's!!"

Clearly I'm wrong!!

When I read the translation, I was like "Huh, is this a fanfic?"

Except it is not!!

I guess I'm not a very open-minded as I hope to be, but involving one's parents in dirty jokes is just not a very nice thing to do. But, hey...maybe Japanese have different set of values in that area..who knows?

Aside that...I enjoyed your fic immensely...My favs of course, Shige's!! I love guys who knows his big words. That just sexy. And ILUSM Tegoshi for being you!!

And referring to the Hey!x3, Yoko and Hina totally deserved Pi's one-liner!

Having said this, I think I like Yoko less now, but Yoko is still above any KAT-TUN members (except for Nakamaru and Jin)

[peroxidepest17]

I don't know; I'm pretty sure if I said something like that to my friend Yoshi he'd try to strangle me. It's like, one of those universal not to be done in civilized society sort of things. XD

[xarwenz]

Uwaaa....don't!!

I'm trying to make excuse for Yoko here. I guess it wasn't possible huh?

[peroxidepest17]

LOL They can beat Ryo all they want but that doesn't mean they're getting invited to dinner. XD

I think if I worked in JE I would be at least wary of how much sway Yamapi has over um, the greater part of Asia. XD