Reborn- "Five Things Yamamoto Did to Get Gokudera to Notice Him (and How they Failed)"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Five Things Yamamoto Did to Get Gokudera to Notice Him (and How they Failed)
Universe: Reborn!
Theme/Topic: As stated above.
Rating: PG
Character/Pairing/s: vaguely YamaxGoku (Tsuna, Ryohei, Hibari, Reborn, Bianchi etc. in the background)
Warnings/Spoilers: Uh. OOC, I guess. XD Just pretend that we’re still early in the series or something

Comments

[yukitsu]

Oh, Yamamoto. <3 You so much. BUT PLEASE DON'T ASK RYOHEI FOR ADVICE. D: You'll get murdered!

[peroxidepest17]

Well, clearly Ryohei only thinks strong people should survive anyway. BELIEVE IN YAMA'S POWER? XD

[yukitsu]

YAMAMOTO-- I believe in your who believes in yourself!

[peroxidepest17]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT. XD

[soloproject]

AAHAHAHHAHAH OH DEAR GOD XD

Three cheers for the Bond of Men!!

[peroxidepest17]

For men are manly and bondful like this. XD

[sw_inku]

Yamamoto and Ryohei could power the earth on optimism and cluelessness. XD I actually kind of pity Gokudera!

[peroxidepest17]

They are an infinitely renewable resource? LOL I can see an image in my head where Hibari uses Ryohei to power up the school under threat of violence while Ryohei just sees it as hearts and sparklies and thus actually DOES light the place up.

XD

[sparda219]

Oh god. Oh Yamamoto. You're so DUMB. He broke so many cardinal rules.

1. DONT TAKE ADVICE FROM RYOHEI. Ryohei is muscley. Ryohei is cute. Ryohei can punch you and have your grandmama feel it. He's also dumb as a brick. BRICK. NO.

2. NEVER EVER GIVE FOOD TO BIANCHI. She happens to turn things into POISON regularly. POISON COOKING 2.

3. ...Male bonding does not include dynamite. Ever.

4. If you're measuring how close you are to someone by how many bandages you're in, you need to take medication for it. Now.

[peroxidepest17]

LOL Haha he needs to go to YOU for advice clearly. XD

[sparda219]

CLEARLY! It would get him in bed with Gokudera sooner. >3 Ryohei's plan results in many frustrating years of beatings.

[allsold]

TOO TRUE!!! XD
Ryohei's thoughts on 'bonds between men' are clearly disturbing............i guess that's what makes him so adorable tho lol

[joey_fraser]

fdsfadsaads ♥♥♥ OH MY GOODNESS. I HAVE NOT READ SUCH AN ADORABLE YAMAMOTO IN LIKE 70974981723892 LIGHT YEARS KYAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS FIC!!! ♥♥♥♥ You Yamammoto is SO awesome, your Gokkun is SO cute, and RYOHEI IS EXTREEEEME TO THE MAAAXXXX Yes, THIS IS TRULY THE WORLD OF MEN!!! ♥

Moar 8059 please. 8DDD Please please please. ♥

Excuse me while I spazz in a corner now. 8D

[peroxidepest17]

Happy you liked it! It's been a long time since I wrote any YamaxGoku. XD;; I worry about being out of practice.