One Piece- "Diseased"

[peroxide_fic]

LOL Retarded speed fic go!!

Title: Diseased
Universe: One Piece
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Zoro, Chopper, Nami, Robin, Luffy, Usopp Sanji (light ZoroxSanji)
Warnings/Spoilers: None I can imagine
Word Count: 1,270
Summary: Switch-Switch verse fic- Zoro is wounded.
Dedication: kotszok- anything with blood and Zoro is for you, love

Comments

[kala_aira]

The great Roronoa Zoro brought down by... menstral cramps.

*snicker*

and he chose to use a tampon? XD Probably took him an hour to get it in!

oh...I'm way to amused by this.

[peroxidepest17]

LOL because pads are like diapers and unmanly and wimpy. Whereas tampons are painful (kind of) and more phallic and he puts phallic things in his mouth, so why not in his crotch? Right? Right.

/logic

from jeina

[kala_aira]

an hour? forget it~ knowing him he'll just shove it in! .....ow. thinking about that hurts.

[chalk_of_doom]

It was trusty and strong and faithful, and had never bled like a wimp on him before or caught any retarded monthly diseases that didn’t kill you.

I think this is about where I choked on my windpipe from laughing so hard. Well done!!

*applauds*

[peroxidepest17]

I have to throw in Zoro talking about his penis like it's one of his nakama every now and again. XD

[jitkajaylor]

HAhahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

*breathes*

Wahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha

*gasps*

Kekekehahekekehakehkehehkeehhee

*goes searching for missing organs*

~JJ~

[peroxidepest17]

*sells organs on black market*

>>

My plan all along. XD

[peroxidepest17]

*fans you* ^_^y

[dried_frog_pill]

I freaked out the dog laughing so hard. AND I STILL CAN'T STOP GIGGLING AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

Ahahahaha this is great, there are so many great one-liners I'd have to quote the entire fic to say what part I liked best. So I'll just memory it instead :D

[peroxidepest17]

Aw, poor puppy! Hehe glad you liked. ^_^