One Piece- "Diseased"

[peroxide_fic]

LOL Retarded speed fic go!!

Title: Diseased
Universe: One Piece
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Zoro, Chopper, Nami, Robin, Luffy, Usopp Sanji (light ZoroxSanji)
Warnings/Spoilers: None I can imagine
Word Count: 1,270
Summary: Switch-Switch verse fic- Zoro is wounded.
Dedication: kotszok- anything with blood and Zoro is for you, love

Comments

[orange_smaug]

“I guess this means you can have babies after all, Zoro! Isn’t that great?”
Oh fuuuuuck you've really done it now Chopper XD. Got to that line and couldn't stop laughing, then got to the end and oh my god I can't breathe and its all your fault XD.

[peroxidepest17]

LOL ZORO WOULD LOOK FUNNY FAT.

And the babies would have ass-kicking genes! XD

[mettathron]

ZOMFG *dies laughing, is revived with handy difibrilator, promptly dies again, is ressusitated, and continues to go critical more times than the patient of the week on House*

By the unnatural powers of glazed bundt cake, I love your writing. This fic made my day. (I actually managed to laugh into submission the headache that had been bothering me.) Great work!

[peroxidepest17]

KICK THAT HEADACHE'S ASS! ^_^ Glad you liked. DON'T DIE THO K?

[kotszok]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

OH MY GODDDDD

OH MY GOD

I DON'T KNOW

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

I JUST. OH MY GOD. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK ME. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY. OTHER THAN

ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE HE CAN'T USE TAMPONS OH GOD PADS PADS PADS PLEASE AUGH

BUT OH MY GODDDDDDDD

BRILLIANT.

[peroxidepest17]

TAMPONS ARE CLOSER TO GAY SEX WHAT HE DOES WITH SANJI WHICH IS WHY HE CHOSE THEM OK?

*is going to hell*

[kotszok]

*IMAGES PUTTING TAMPONS IN ASS*

MAYBE FOR DIARRHEA?

[peroxidepest17]

LOL that was probably the first place he put it.

Zoro: "What? I already know where that goes."

Nami: *facepalm*

[cheloya]

GAHHHHHHH, I love this Switch-Switch AU so much it physically hurts me. XD Because while it could be really stupid? You know the characters so well, and write them so well, that it really, really is not.

Sanji passed out from sheer and utter joy. = Perfect reaction.

And Zoro's parting thought wins all. XD ♥

[peroxidepest17]

Haha I think all my OP ideas are REALLY Stupid to be honest. But it is my crack playground I can't help it. XD

[chibimono]

This is the single most best fic ever to come into existence.

[peroxidepest17]

LOL I got the idea talking about blood and Zoro with Kaja and the fact that I am girl bleeding myself kind of helped I guess, but it SURE WOULD BE NICE to make a boy go through it one day. XD