perksof
Jan 19, 2010 01:05
- 09:53 Was given a form asking what holidays I'd like to work in 2010. I can't imagine being here on Christmas. #flatulence #
- 11:20 What did I do to deserve a day like this? #
- 11:20 This hold music makes me want to slowly drag a sharp knife along someone's throat. #
- 13:58 iPhone users consider themselves to be more intellectual, extroverted, & media
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perksof
Jan 17, 2010 01:09
- 13:41 First encounter with a mouse at Macy's. That wasn't fun. #
- 14:29 A customer just asked me where L'Oreal was. She meant Lancome. #
- 14:30 I love Quizno's but I hate the way it makes my poop look like string. #flatulence #
- 14:31 I really enjoy not having to get bundled up to go outside. #
- 14:41 I really love pickles. #
perksof
Jan 16, 2010 01:03
- 13:31 Getting tattooed on the 31st. #
- 14:58 Please don't tell me my hair is getting long. I know it is. #
- 19:29 I love farting as I'm leaving an area. #flatulence #
perksof
Jan 15, 2010 01:03
- 09:47 I just want to sleep in. I miss the days when I slept until 2 in the afternoon and napped later in the day. #
- 10:35 I think I might take a cooking class. Anyone want to come with? #
- 12:27 So bloated. #
- 13:12 The internet kiosk at work was moved so that we don't interrupt surrounding pods. But what about when they distract me from surfing the
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perksof
Jan 14, 2010 01:02
- 09:52 Overheard in the office,"You know I need to be rubbin' somethin' cause my shit's been itchin' for the last few days." #
- 11:20 New favorite site: explainthisimage.com #
- 13:32 The office cleaning lady just caught me taking pictures of my food. Is it weird that I do that? She thinks so. #
- 15:39 I don't think you're beautiful, I think you're
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perksof
Jan 13, 2010 01:03
- 09:15 I don't understand the point of A and B trains. One just passed my station & now I'm late for work. #
- 14:09 The post office is the worst place in the whole world. I feel like I've been standing in line for days. #
- 14:49 The group of coworkers that bought fake Uggs are discussing what does & does not look real on their boots. #
- 14:50 ... and
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perksof
Jan 12, 2010 01:02
- 04:47 I just woke up. I have morning shits after olympic style drinking yesterday but my limps are too sore to get me to a bathroom. #
- 09:06 and by limp I mean limb and with that, I'm a fucking moron. #
- 09:11 RT: @OMGFacts The word 'News' is actually an acronym standing for the 4 cardinal compass points - North, East, West and South! #
- 09:15 Either
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perksof
Jan 11, 2010 01:03
- 12:53 I wish I was still in bed. #
- 14:47 At Bump, waiting patiently for @AUNTJACKIE to get here. I look like a lush with these 2 drinks. #
- 15:53 I'm drunk. #
- 17:15 "I'm the Italian version of Noel." Really? Awesome. #
- 17:18 Shit. I just quoted the wrong person. Hahaha I'm an asshole. #
perksof
Jan 10, 2010 01:03
- 11:57 The agenda today: gym, tanning, laundry. Can I get a fist pump? #
- 13:53 I'm still in bed. I'm overwhelmed by the 3 things I have to do today, so much so that I'm unable to get out from under the covers. #
- 17:11 twitpic.com/xf2bd - Bon appetit! #
- 20:20 I hate when I forget a piece of jewelry. I feel naked. #
- 21:08 RT: @AUNTJACKIE The best
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