perksof
Jan 29, 2010 01:04
- 12:17 #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #itampon #
- 12:24 Mike: Yo maing whats that dirty mark on your iPhone? Trev: ahh thats just an iSmear from my greasy finger. #iSmear #UrbanDictionary #
- 12:26 Guac-Blocked: Sarah was ready to snack, but she was guac-
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perksof
Jan 27, 2010 01:07
- 10:25 "My brother sang at Teddy's funeral." "You don't have a brother." "My spiritual brother." "Oh." #
- 10:28 "Bloshum had such a big nose." "Who?" "Bloshum. The girl with the show, with the girlfriend, 'Six'." #
- 16:43 I dislike talking about myself to people I don't necessarily care for. Do you really want to know what I've been up to? #
- 18:21
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perksof
Jan 26, 2010 01:02
- 13:02 I am in control. Things will be alright. I am in control. Things will be alright. I am in control. Things will be alright. #
- 13:05 I wonder, if I went into hiding... would anyone realize I was gone? #
- 19:11 twitpic.com/zrs1l - Jeopardy. You've got to be kidding me. #
- 20:46 I POOPED! #
- 21:25 It's difficult to blow bubbles with gum that isn't
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perksof
Jan 25, 2010 01:02
- 12:34 Sslept in till noon. I blame no one. #
- 15:47 twitpic.com/zlgiu - I love a good typo. #
- 18:03 I haven't pooped in like 2 days. I feel AWFUL. #
perksof
Jan 24, 2010 01:02
- 15:06 If the people in this breakroom would shut the fuck up, they'd hear the TV answering the questions they're asking. #
- 15:10 "Please put your hands together for Akon!" ... "Who's that?" "Akon." "What?" "Akon." ... "Who's that?" Ugh, SHUT UP. #
- 15:12 Yes, turn the TV up. Good idea. #
- 18:48 Tried to stop a man from entering the ladies bathroom,
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perksof
Jan 23, 2010 01:03
- 13:08 Got my replacement phone but I don't want to send back my broken one. What would happen if "forgot"? #
- 13:27 Verizon Wireless on #Yelp: My LG Voyager sounds like Rice Krispies cereal; Snap, Crackle & Pop. For the last few wee... bit.ly/5JbZpz #
- 18:20 In Rittenhouse, searching for cute boys. #
- 18:21 Didn't find any. #
- 18:25 Found cute boys! @
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perksof
Jan 22, 2010 01:02
- 11:00 I AM SO SORE. Damn, yoga... ouch. #
- 13:01 Last week my doctor told me to start taking Claritin. I have yet to buy some. #
- 14:27 "If it's stars you're seeing, I'll make you blind for a while." #Lilys #
- 15:38 In the Verizon store, hating life and everyone around me. #
- 16:10 Just watched a woman successfully complete a 7 point park job. #
perksof
Jan 21, 2010 01:03
- 14:01 It just dawned on me that I haven't spoken much today. Just a lot of talking & reading. #
- 15:02 A coworker has been preaching on her cellphone for 15 minutes. I feel like I'm in church. #
- 15:03 "A woman can't fufill her duties without God. Love isn't real without God. She needs to be saved. We're going to save her." Kill me. #
- 17:46 Ate salad
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perksof
Jan 20, 2010 01:04
- 14:03 Camping in Jim Thorpe for my birthday? Maybe. #
- 14:08 In search of thigh high, wide calf, wedge heel boots. Do they exist? #
- 20:27 Just drank the smoothie I've been craving for days. DELICIOUS! #
- 21:49 I am FAH-REEZIN'! #
- 22:06 Farrah is a terrible Mother. #