But now I'm standing at your front door singing.

[peridium]

So, I'm not the kind of person who even really attempts to do anything for April Fool's, because a) I'm too busy being gullible and getting tricked myself, b) I'm lazy, and c) I'm really lazy. Instead of actually trying, then, I sent my mother a text message about half an hour ago with the blatant lie of "I'm pregnant

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[dragonwhishes]

So am I, dude! We can all live together and raise our babies together!