I have just finished reading every post I have ever made to LiveJournal. Wow. I'm a mess. My energy is just too scattered. I need to find more of a focus in my life.

I have missed those of you who are not on my facebook. That is all.

So, life has been interesting lately. Not because anything has massively changed externally, but because of a paradigm shift in me. I have been working on eating better for the past year and, while I still have my junk food moments, I am certainly at a point where I have eliminated processed foods from my life about as much as a person can. I ( Read more... )

But I get almost a year to plan. Going to Burning Man next year.

Need different types of sex. And I don't mean sex acts. I am looking for different types of sex, like angry sex and makeup sex.

Be creative, people, and give me an example of why you would need or like to have this sex. You guys have been great so far, so I am sure you won't let me down.

Thanks to my dirty-minded friends, I now have 75 euphemisms. I figured I would get 15-20. You guys rock, but I am never touching any of you again without hand sanitizer. hehehe

Hello folks. Remember that show I am writing about missredd? Well, I am still writing it. Need more input from friends and the peanut gallery in general.

I need euphemisms for sex. I will start you out with "hide the salami."

Ok, you freakin' pervs, go for it! And thanks for the help.

A friend called me tonight. She is going through post-breakup recovery and I suppose I am singularly unique right now as I am the only person in her life who has an inkling of what she is going through. Her fiance broke up with her less than 2 months before they were supposed to marry. That is enough to screw anyone in the head. He was ( Read more... )

I was very excited when I found out the brother-in-law and sister of a friend of mine had made it to the quarter-finals on America's Got Talent. Drew Thomas is a very talented magician and an all-around nice guy.

I am watching the episode where they chose the top-40 and discovered that it was between Drew and another magician, Joseph ConstantineI ( Read more... )

I have been productive. On Sunday, I got a new printer hooked up (it was actually missredd's printer) since mine died, and I had a good audition at Seaworld ( Read more... )