whoa.
i have completely been neglecting my oh-so-lovely livejournal.
bummer.

GOD BLESS PAINKILLERS.
THIS SHIT IS AMAZING.

OHMIBOD

What is it: An iPod-powered vibrator that moves to the rhythm of the music.

wow.

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with tears in his eyes...

"thank you. it's the best gift i've ever received."

mission complete.

future news:

it turns out that in about 4 months....

i'll have a baby niece! :)

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current news:i'm fucking sick ( Read more... )

i think i've already consumed my body weight in candy corn.
it's only the 6th day of the month.

god, i heart this time of year.

peter krause & alan ball were robbed.

fuck you, emmys.
fuck you, 24.

bullshit.

the kitchen sink in my apartment is backed up ( Read more... )