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peonymarket

Seven ★

Feb 18, 2011 10:17

[ A. Valentine's Day shenanigans? What Valentine's Day shenanigans?

Let's not talk about that. Why don't you check out China's new sweet ass tank instead? You know, the one rumbling along down the street in the direction of the bank?

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they see me rollin' they hatin', herro herro, *outdoors, aiyaaaaah, trying to catch me riding commie, mysterious as the dark side of the moon, dear wif it, *indoors

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C evers_hacker February 18 2011, 17:58:07 UTC

[Answers the door, and blinks at him. And yes, there is the faint sound of "BAAAAAA"-ing coming from inside the house. o-orz]

China? What is it?

peonymarket February 20 2011, 01:45:30 UTC

[dude wtf

oh well not important right now]

Ah....[he puts his finger to his mouth in a shushing gesture and then opens his briefcase, holding out a copy of the note and addendum.]

evers_hacker February 20 2011, 11:48:55 UTC

[you cannot ignore the "BAAAAA"

Erm, anyway, April immediately shuts her mouth and blinks at the papers before reading them. And as she reads, her expression turns a little grim.] I-I see... [She would say more, but she's still mentally going over all this.]

peonymarket February 20 2011, 16:50:02 UTC

...do you know Australia?

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C likescats February 18 2011, 19:45:37 UTC

[Opening the door.]

.......I HAVE A MORTGAGE?

peonymarket February 20 2011, 01:36:40 UTC

...Oh, hello Bill.

[His expression suddenly turns a lot more serious.]

This very important, okay? Need you to listen.

likescats February 20 2011, 04:36:28 UTC

VERY WELL. I'M LISTENING.

peonymarket February 20 2011, 16:51:02 UTC

Read this, please.

[He opens his briefcase and hands one of the copies over to mister skeleton death man.]

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C infinitemars February 18 2011, 21:04:41 UTC

[Sort of just staring at you when she opens the door.]

... These things have mortgages? Wouldn't that be something to speak to the 'husband' about?

peonymarket February 20 2011, 01:50:28 UTC

[he frowns suddenly, facade dropping the moment he confirms you to be a real person.]

What I have to say concerns every non-drone in your house, and is much more important than silly fake mortgages.

[He opens his briefcase.]

B thatsnotaknife February 19 2011, 02:07:43 UTC

[Guess who else works at the bank?] Didn't even know we had one of these things...

peonymarket February 20 2011, 01:34:07 UTC

[jumps a bit and hastily covers what he was copying before realizing that it's just Australia]

Ah, yes, I only learn this recently too. Thought it lucky break.

thatsnotaknife February 20 2011, 04:59:19 UTC

You plannin' on giving those to everyone?

peonymarket February 20 2011, 16:55:58 UTC

Is the point, yes?

A armywithcountry February 19 2011, 04:38:15 UTC

[Staring. Might be drooling a little hnnnngh tank he wants one]

peonymarket February 20 2011, 01:26:19 UTC

[Sorry Prussia, for now you can not has. But maybe the next best thing can be arranged! The tank slows to a halt and China pops his head out enough to wave at your staring face.]

Nihao!

armywithcountry February 21 2011, 06:28:11 UTC

[Prussia waves back and trots up to the tank.]

Holy shit, that's so fucking awesome! Man, you get a horse and a tank? Not fair! When do I get one? I can't keep stealing Russia's forever! [Beat.] Okay, I can, but I want one of my own!