[ A. Valentine's Day shenanigans? What Valentine's Day shenanigans?

Let's not talk about that. Why don't you check out China's new sweet ass tank instead? You know, the one rumbling along down the street in the direction of the bank?

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[ Hello, Mayfield. At least some of you are already aware that China and Vietnam, as nations, are old, and that their personifications are fond of griping about their weary bodies and creaky bones. (Oh....wait, that's just China...) With that in mind, it would undoubtedly boggle your mind to see these two fuddy duddies

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[A. It's a very, very confuzzled Chinese nation that picks up the phone today, back from his brief droning.]

Ah? What happen? This very stupid joke, I letting you know! I was in middle of very important meeting, and-

[And by brief, I mean "a day". Yet for China, it's been over three hundred years. Give his brain a sec to catch up, yeah?]....What ( Read more... )

[The effects of the week old candy have come and gone, leaving China more embarrassed about the whole debacle than he would care to admit. Or at least this would be the case if he wasn't rather distracted at the moment.

What with a horse having a freakout on his lawn and all.

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[Hello, Mayfield! How are you on this fine day? Maxin' and relaxin'? Cool, cool, I can dig it.

If only a certain Chinese nation could do the same instead of- oh, I don't know...kicking down the door of his house and running through your streets.

While waving a wok...

...and screaming.....

Did I mention he's completely naked?]

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