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Five ★

Jan 25, 2011 19:14

[A. It's a very, very confuzzled Chinese nation that picks up the phone today, back from his brief droning.]

Ah? What happen? This very stupid joke, I letting you know! I was in middle of very important meeting, and-

[And by brief, I mean "a day". Yet for China, it's been over three hundred years. Give his brain a sec to catch up, yeah?]....What ( Read more... )

herro herro, *outdoors, in b4 lol, i'm china and what is this, how not to conduct foreign relations 101, aiyaaaaah, *phone, i was fone, the most badass old guy, no rike it, *indoors, werry bad time

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C hwamei January 26 2011, 01:31:22 UTC

[ also cleaning his front porch don't ask why it's early cleaning for Chinese New Year okay ;u;

probably humming one of those songs Korea keeps playing like this one aiyaaaah Taiwan and her catchy music ]

hwamei January 29 2011, 09:38:49 UTC

How could you not notice? Some teacher you are! [ lmao she didn't notice either SHE THOUGH HE WAS WATCHING PORN ALL DAY ]

peonymarket January 30 2011, 03:16:01 UTC

I was gone too, ok!

hwamei January 30 2011, 12:52:29 UTC

Any news? From back home - you should at least know that! [ because there is no such thing as internet here she is going crazy ]

peonymarket January 30 2011, 18:27:07 UTC

Well, depends. What your year?

hwamei January 31 2011, 13:28:47 UTC

2010... It was late November.

peonymarket January 31 2011, 23:44:28 UTC

Ha, I from 2011, January!

hwamei February 1 2011, 00:30:28 UTC

So... so you've already watched America's new movie with Jay Chou in it!? [ say no teacher NO WHY TEACHER WHY SHE ALWAYS WATCHES HIS MOVIES FIRST!! ]

peonymarket February 1 2011, 00:38:31 UTC

Yes!

hwamei February 1 2011, 01:16:28 UTC

Noooooooooooooo!

[ CHARGES AT AND SHAKES BY THE SHOULDERS ]

Why? Why!? That's so unfair! [ punches his arms ] I hate you, Teacher, I hate you! [ and then she jumps on him PIGGYBACK ] Waaaah, don't spoil!

peonymarket February 1 2011, 01:17:44 UTC

Mind my back-!! Ah, it hurt- you fat get off get off! [staggers all around]

hwamei February 1 2011, 01:26:04 UTC

He was as good as Bruce Lee! He was as good as Bruce Lee, wasn't he? Why do we have to be stuck here, why, why? Now I won't ever get to see him kick butt and speak English and make coffee... [ squishing his face ohhh her pain her agony ]

peonymarket February 1 2011, 04:29:20 UTC

Aiyaaaaaahhhhhh-!! [FALLS DOWN rike the Titanic]

hwamei February 1 2011, 08:05:37 UTC

Aiyaaaaaaaah! [ downnnnn on him and on the snow.

shh she's pretending to be unconscious. which means like hell she's letting you get up, china.

okay, maybe she's not pretending to be unconscious after all, because people will learn how to remember macau before she learns how to stay still. ]

Teacher, teacher, if your back is broken, can I sub for you?

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