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[peonymarket]

[A. It's a very, very confuzzled Chinese nation that picks up the phone today, back from his brief droning.]

Ah? What happen? This very stupid joke, I letting you know! I was in middle of very important meeting, and-

[And by brief, I mean "a day". Yet for China, it's been over three hundred years. Give his brain a sec to catch up, yeah?]....What

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[evers_hacker]

[Confused April is confused by the screaming.]

... C-China?

[evers_hacker]

Huh, so to be a good model you need a big chest? [OHGOD SHUT UP APRIL]

... Ah, that sounds weird.

[peonymarket]

That what my youngest brother seem to think. He go through them like dog go through chew toy- aiyaaah, he never going to settle down, I thinking.

[LAUGHING FOREVER china is such a gossip queen]

[evers_hacker]

You never know, he might! A few guys I know back home were like that and... er, well, t-they had at least stopped bringing girls back to the base...

[LMAO this conversation xD]

[peonymarket]

I bet they never marry! Bring much shame!

[it is the best]

[evers_hacker]

Ah, I think one of them already has a wife... but I hadn't seen her for a while back home...

... You're probably right about them never getting married.