Two ♚

[peonymarket]

[Hello, Mayfield! How are you on this fine day? Maxin' and relaxin'? Cool, cool, I can dig it.

If only a certain Chinese nation could do the same instead of- oh, I don't know...kicking down the door of his house and running through your streets.

While waving a wok...

...and screaming.....

Did I mention he's completely naked?]

Comments

[sue_of_truth]

Huh.

[peonymarket]

[YOU. SMALL CHILD. YOU BETTER HAVE ANSWERS.]

Where is my sister?

[sue_of_truth]

No idea. You have something on your face, sir. What is that?

[peonymarket]

Have your mother tell you when you get older.

[knowsitsname]

[wat]

[peonymarket]

THAT WAS VERY UNDERHANDED OF YOU I AM SO ASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED!

[knowsitsname]

[Waitaminnit.]

...China?

1/2

[peonymarket]

YOU HAVE BROUGHT UNSPEAKABLE DISGRACE UPON YOURSELF AND FOR THAT YOU WILL BE PUNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHED-

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Glancing out her kitchen window.

...

Never before had Roshian been so thankful all the nations she knew were female.]

[peonymarket]

[heya, Roshian, just gonna keep screaming at the top of my lungs for my very dishonorable sister to come face me instead of hiding like frightened little piggy and also giving your mailbox a vicious smashing with mah wok as I pass on by suck on that, you son of the bitch]

[silno_pyanstvo]

[DARN KIDS GET OFF MAH LAWN]

Please do not be doing that.

[Yelled. From the window.]

[peonymarket]

Where's my sister!

[yelling that right back and brandishing the wok what a lovely breeze]

[pinkplumblossom]

[pretty sure this icon alone is sufficient]

[peonymarket]

[TELL YOUR BROTHER WHERE SISTER IS OR-

Oh.

Oh.

C-Covering up with the wok now and trying to play it cool do you see how cool he is playing this babby sis he's like Tibet up in here]

....Taiwan.

[pinkplumblossom]

[Blushing fiercely despite herself!]

"A-ah..."

[peonymarket]

I'm looking for Vietnam. Please tell me where she is.

[not. blushing. at all...]

[lotuslife]

[THREE DAYS TO BREAK OUT, HEYA, ANH...

but anyway

she's running

and screaming

there's no paddle, no firearm, no knife, just endless shrieking.]

TRỜI ƠI WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING I CANNOT LOOK I WILL NOT LOOK ANH GO HOME!!

[peonymarket]

[ALL PART OF HIS SECRET PLAN

giving chase you won't get away you horrible she-devil]

YOU WILL LOOK AT IT UNTIL MY HONOR IS SATISFIED AND NOT A MOMENT LESS!

[lotuslife]

[LEAPS ONTO THE HOOD OF A CAR, CROUCHES ALL FERAL-LIKE, AND HISSES AT HIM

except only looking at his face only at his face]

YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER ME-?! Tôi là độc lập ngay bây giờ!! ['I'M INDEPENDENT NOW!!'] A CURSE ON YOUR DRAGON!!

[bounds onto the roof of the car and gracefully jumps off the other side to keep on running down the street]

[peonymarket]

THAT HARDLY GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO ACT LIKE AN INFANT STILL BEING WEANED tā māde niǎo- ["GODDAMN IT" as he leaps after her, swinging his wok] MY DRAGON CAN WITHSTAND A THOUSAND OF YOUR PITIFUL CURSES!