Last night was the annual Keg "Christmas/Staff Appreciation" Party. I awoke this morning fully clothed in my bed with a chipped tooth and destroyed cellular phone, and I was without my glasses. I'm still drunk as I'm typing this. I've been slowly piecing together the events of the evening, and would like to share them. PHASE 1: I'M TALKIN' ABOUT A ( Read more... )

Just sitting around and finishing up some laundry here at home. I'm still not entirely sure what I'll be doing on new year's eve ( Read more... )

I want to update my journal, but I have nothing to write about. Shit, I can't even fake something cool to right about. That's fucking lame. Anyway, what's everyone doing for new years? I'll be jumping into Lake Washington stark naked sometime in the general vicinity of midnight the 31st. After this, however, I would like to party it up with some ( Read more... )

Yawn.

boyfriends and husbands who, when arriving home,
jingle their keys in the locks to let their girlfriends and spouses know
that it's time to hide the truth of daytime callers, closing blinds, and clothes removed
that in their absence might occur; though it's not that they want them to
-- they'd just rather be suspicious than sure.

The right side of my brain has been unusually active lately, and LJ is a convenient outlet.

Shit, I'll admit it. The closest that I'll ever get to feeling you is the palm of my own hand; so are you flattered yet? Ms. blackhole of complements, you just suck them in, and where they go nobody knows. Well pardon my prose -- I'm just bitter that I can ( Read more... )

I've slept in late and taken a large chunk out of my day off. The fact that the sun is down before I've even clothed myself is discouraging, and the dreary rainfall outside makes me want to just loaf around in my boxer shorts all evening. However, I am determined to make full use of every sweet conscious moment of winter break, and I must be on my ( Read more... )

I have finally completed my final final of quarter and am now officially on winter break. I know all you other students out there are either nearing or are already enjoying your break as well, so if anyone would care to meet up for a drink or two and a bite to eat in celebration, I will be doing just that this evening. I have decided that my whole ( Read more... )

To spite those who've recently made comments in the vein of, "Gregg's last post was supposed to mark his return to and regular participation in the LJ community, and he has failed to fulfill that promise," I will try to post regular, senseless, annoying entries. Because my day to day life is probably relatively uninteresting to most of you folks ( Read more... )

Gatorade is a lovely hangover cure for all those who have yet to experience its electrolyte-charged nourishment after an evening brimming with alcohol. I must say that the DCFC concert on tuesday at the Paramount was probably their best concert I've seen to date. Holy shit I've just noticed that my LJ icon thingy is really freakin lame and must be ( Read more... )

For some strange reason, the sudden urge to type out a spontaneous live journal entry came over me a short while ago, and I am now succumbing to it. I was somewhat surprised that my LJ account is still active and accessible, seeing as I haven't used the service for some time now. It is now undeniable that I am academically fucked in the arse for ( Read more... )