Nothing really

[pens_run_dry]

Yawn.

boyfriends and husbands who, when arriving home,
jingle their keys in the locks to let their girlfriends and spouses know
that it's time to hide the truth of daytime callers, closing blinds, and clothes removed
that in their absence might occur; though it's not that they want them to
-- they'd just rather be suspicious than sure.

Comments

[mr_longbaugh]

only slightly depressing

[kenatent]

I always try to chirp my car alarm really loud when I come home early, and I suspect that it's effective (I park right in front of your bedroom window).

[irreliventnkent]

gregg, if i were a girl, i'd carry your child.