So i was hanging out with Toby in outer space the other day. He looked at me and said "Man, it's really dark out here."
He is such a jackass.

so sometimes you know, your walking up hill and its the biggest hill ever. and there is a huge elephant twenty three feet tall. right in front of you.

so im drinking and i forgot how gay this thing is. i hope you suck ass as much as i do. and if your reading this you must. well i guess im off to ride unicorns with spot through fields made with love and happiness. ta-ta

So dont you love penguins?

Fuck dirtballs and kidney beans...............

so today i sucked ass, just like every other day. Do i win at life or do i lose? Right now i think im winning. Almost broke. Suck a dick.