BAH. I'LL JUST GO WITH MY STATE. Were there supposed to be fifty of these?

Jul 31, 2010 13:23

You know you're from California when...

1. Your monthly house payments exceed your monthly income.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked when two people carry on a conversation in English.

4. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. Sort of. I have friends with eight that ( Read more... )

mememememememe, me being ridiculous and lame

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x_dark_siren_x August 1 2010, 00:37:29 UTC
See, I was stalking reading, and I was thinking California...and then you mentioned Big Bear, and it was all over. :D (It is actually slightly embarrassing that I know where the hell Big Bear is, considering I'd bet most other people here wouldn't know, but give me a break, one of my favourite songs was written there.)

...I should totally be in bed. -__-' Ignore me.

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pen_over_fist August 1 2010, 00:43:48 UTC
Oh, did I not say it was California? LOL OOPS.

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wille_zur_musik August 1 2010, 02:24:15 UTC
Nope, some places replace Starbucks with Dunkin' Donuts (UGH!) and McDonald's with assorted smaller chains of crap.

Also: carbs in your meal? Must be new - what does THAT mean!?

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pen_over_fist August 1 2010, 07:39:31 UTC
W-well I don't like Starbucks, Dunkin', McDonalds OR the vast majority of said assorted smaller chains of crap, so 8D;;;;

It basically means do you want a whole meal, or do you want a meal that looks and tastes roughly as delicious, but has all the fat syphoned out of it so you can feel more like you're not gaining weight.

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wille_zur_musik August 1 2010, 07:55:52 UTC
AGREED! Though, on rare occasion, CERTAIN processed foods are just like... moth to flame action.....

UGH. OK, yes, I had heard that, and blocked it out of my mind. Ugh..!

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pen_over_fist August 1 2010, 08:11:01 UTC
Y-yeah. Like the really shitty fish at Long John Silver's. WHY IS THIS CRAP GOOD???

LMFAO.

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come_home_laika August 4 2010, 02:21:52 UTC
So, like. Apparently I need to live in California or something. Seriously. 3, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13, 16, 17, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 30, 31, 34, 36, 37 (ok, technically where I am, it's 'over the river', but same basic principle), 38, and 40 if you change it to snow (seriously, we can deal with monsoon type rain any day of the week, but an inch of snow and everything shuts down like it's the apocalypse.) Wow.

Now I kind of want to see the one for Seattle. It would be like: you drink coffee every waking second of the day. You make fun of and rag on Starbucks, but go there constantly. You support any group or policy that can refer to itself as 'liberal', even if you don't know anything about it. You have rocked out to Nirvana at least once in your life. You hate them now. Aaaand that's all I can think of. Oh, and probably something about lots of rain.

FFFFF what a long and pointless message. Uh, sorry.

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pen_over_fist August 4 2010, 05:05:39 UTC
LMAO. You fit my state more than I do!

I think if I drank coffee, I would have agreed with the coffee one. I mean, I can smell and see the different just by going into coffee shops so much. :| ... to order tea or hot chocolate and a pastry. BEST USE OF COFFEE SHOP EVER, YES?

B-BUT I LOVE LONG AND POINTLESS MESSAGES

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