213 Things Zack Fair is No Longer Allowed to do in the ShinRa Army, cont.

[pegunicent]

6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.

Comments

[kemis]

"Should I bark?"

"If you feel the need."

That bit = killed me dead.

[pegunicent]

Sephy has a sense of humor! It just tends to hide!

[kawaiichibiryuu]

yes...that was good.

[l6vil6rr]

"Zack? What are you planning to do with your girlfriends pastries, and is it going to end up in the confidential files?"
Makes me wonder what Zack has used Aeris' cooking for that has ended up in the confidential files in the past?

[pegunicent]

That is for another prompt! >> You may or may not find out soon.

[artimusdin]

You kill me. You kill me dead! ♥

[pegunicent]

No! -casts life- I will not be blamed for killing my mistress's pet! >> -hides corpse under rug-

[artimusdin]

Well, I won't snitch on you so long as you continue to write this list out. For it is full of win.

[pegunicent]

I got the lions share of the list and yes, still working on it. >> I think I'll end up doing more than half because Zack crack has taken over my brain.

-is sooooo doomed-

[icedark_elf]

*laughs*

These are great. I do like this line:

"Actually, *Sir*, my job is to kill enemy soldiers, not innocent women and children. *That* would make me a war criminal."

You can just -hear- him so well in that.

I'm working on mine. Promise.

And you got -one- more than me. Hardly a lion's share. *grins* Though I get the feeling that, like you, once I get going on these, it'll be hard to stop.

[pegunicent]

I keep telling myself I'll stop at 107. And then my brain goes 'yeah right'

[mapleflavored]

#9 must be pretty bad; you left it out. I love 7, 8 & 10.