erica: play nice. Karma's a bitch.
Me: This said to a bald cancer-surviving jew with a prosthetic knee means very little.

No. I'd really rather not. :)

Attention all idiots: it'd make my day if you fill the form out that allows me to navigate your idiocy. Kthxbai.

Totally going.

Hells yeah.

http://www.myspace.com/kungfudykes

My cough was bad enough that the doc wanted me to have some loopy juice!

Narcotics. Lovely lovely narcotics.

Is *anything* going right today?

all iv'e seen is bad juju.

I came into the office today and the security guard addressed me with "What time it is"

I knew what she wanted. She wanted to know the time. But because of the flagrant disregard for syntax I had to resist being helpful as best I could.

"Oh ho! A profound exclaimation, I say! What time it is, indeed!" I replied, with a gesture that beamed with pure ( Read more... )

It was hilarious. Totally awesome ( Read more... )

so yesterday i was on the radio...

The guy from 102.1 said he thought he had mono and wanted people to call in and tell him if he did or not. I called in, and said "I hear it feels like the beginning stages of pregnancy."

This is where he edited the call and aired only that part of our conversation. What REALLY happened is this...

"I've... never been ( Read more... )

Someone give me a boot in the ass.

Please.