jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock

[pedaltothemetal]

[After almost a week of broody introspection, Falcon returned to campus sometime on the afternoon of the 25th, just as promised. He is, however, rather scarce, though he did manage to deliver a few gifts. After the 28th, he is around school again and you might find him jogging around the lake in an almost obsessive fashion.]
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Comments

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[icequeen_aran]

[She loved all the presents. ALSO YOU TOTALLY UPSTAGED HER FOR JEFF'S PRESENT YOU SUCK.]

No... I think it's working fine.

[icequeen_aran]

I'll even coach you. [As in, swat his hand and yell at him every time he TOUCHES ANY OF HER SWEETS. Until then he will have a Samus embracing his back and poking his tummy.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[He makes a noise that sort of sounds like ARGLBLLGLLBLGGHHHRGHGHFLLL]

[icequeen_aran]

[It was a fatty grunt.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[No he can't stand here on the scale he has fifteen pounds to lose.]

I'm going to the weight room.

[icequeen_aran]

Okay. [Releasing of him.]

...You know, there's more than one way to burn calories.

[pedaltothemetal]

Yes. Jogging. Cardio.

[icequeen_aran]

Sex.

[pedaltothemetal]

You'll make fun of me the whole time.

[icequeen_aran]

Just shut up and get naked.

[pedaltothemetal]

[But I'm faaaaaaaaaat]

Fffffine.

[icequeen_aran]

[Then you may go jogging afterwards if you so please Douglas.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Okay.]

[tank_rockarms]

::Don't worry, I'll be here to make you feel 100% inadequate::

[pedaltothemetal]

[No get out.]

[tank_rockarms]

::I am never not in the weightroom.::