ITT: Falcon's problems are the most important problems.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Falcon? Mysteriously absent during this whole debacle? Yes? Where was he? Fixing the leak from hell at mommy's house Doing Important Captain Falcon Things and being oblivious to the school's most recent brush with death, of course.]

You people would not believe what I have been through.

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[ionianmode]

Oh. You went away again. Are you actually going to tell me about it this time?

[pedaltothemetal]

[Brb grabbing the blowtorch and hunting for mullets.]

[monsieur_miller]

[OH GOD I JUST BROKE MY PENCIL. THIS IS A BAD OMEN.]