Wherein Falcon has no hair and a longer entry is forthcoming.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Falcon did not come into school on Thursday

Comments

[blondprodigy]

[Hey Falcon. Have a freckle-less kid staring at you.]

[blondprodigy]

Isn't that illegal?

[pedaltothemetal]

What they did? I would think so.

[blondprodigy]

We should find out who did it and... Get them arrested or something! Who even does that?

[pedaltothemetal]

People with too much time on their hands.

You have any leads?

[blondprodigy]

W-well... All I know is they took me and a few other boys and even Maxwell and a teacher and arranged us in Lash's room in a... strange way. Without any of us waking up.

It's... got to be on the video cameras. Otherwise, we'll have to narrow it down to people who can teleport.

[pedaltothemetal]

Hm.

I can come take a look with you, if you want.

[blondprodigy]

Alright. Mr. Hyde's the one in charge of that, right? I don't know him that well so I'm a little shy.

[pedaltothemetal]

That's all right. I'll ask.

[HERE WE GO TO KYLE'S OFFICE.]

[officer_hyde]

[hey guess who is totally metaphorically tearing all his hair out over this crap

yes it is Kyle.]

[pedaltothemetal]

Hi, Kyle.

Jeff and I were wondering if we couldn't take a look at the security tapes.

[officer_hyde]

If you like static, go ahead. The cameras are all out of commission.

Damn kids must have used magnets or something. They don't look broken. Smell funny, though.

[pedaltothemetal]

...Smell funny?

[officer_hyde]

Like they spilled some kind of jelly on them. I can't figure out why.

[pedaltothemetal]

Weird.

And gross.

[blondprodigy]

...What, like... magnetic jelly? Do you have a sample or something?