Wherein Falcon bothers Jody, avoids a bake sale, and asks Samus on a date.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Oh man, Falcon would have been all over that bake sale if not for the fact that after Melissa and Ionia's wedding on Friday, he had to get up ridiculously early Saturday and haul his butt out to Sand Ocean for a race. And by "haul his butt out to Sand Ocean", I mean "call Jody the night before and beg to borrow a Federation spaceship in order to

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[blondprodigy]

You missed a bake sale and dying babies.

How was the race? I heard Ionia rooting for you halfway across the dorm building

[pedaltothemetal]

Oh.

...Dying babies!?

It went well. Kind of a hassle getting out there, but eh. What can you do.

[blondprodigy]

Those little robotic babies given out in Sex Ed... Mine stopped working, Lash's stopped working, and I have the feeling there are probably others.

[Private]

We can build the best flyer ever that's what.
...You know, you can borrow the Skyrunner until then, if you want.

[pedaltothemetal]

Geez, for a second I thought there were actual dying babies.

[Private]

Haha, yeah. I've got some blueprints ready, I think, if you'd like to take a look sometime this week.

Oh uh...that's really generous of you. If I need it, I'll let you know.

[icequeen_aran]

Apparently dying sex-ed babies. Maybe I'd be more amused if they didn't come from Ganondorf. Nancy's been having a bake sale or something or other all day today too. I've been avoiding it as best I can.

[Private to Falcon]
I had a nice time I don't even know how to where to

Why are we both so awkward this is weird. I'm a terrible person. I like it.

Hmmmmm. It seems I have nothing of significance planned why do you ask.

[pedaltothemetal]

Geez, you think everyone would be glad to get rid of them.

I don't blame you for staying away.

[Private]

I uh...I was wondering if you wanted to grab dinner and maybe a movie...? Except I'm going to end up BABYSITTING GODDAMN

[icequeen_aran]

Their grades are probably in jeopardy. How awful.

Jeff picked me up a brownie anyway.

[Private]

Oh is that all? It won't be more funnel cake, will it?

We can still do dinner and a movie it'll just have to be a PG-G movie now oops.

[pedaltothemetal]

What, no brownie for me?

[Private]

No, I was thinking something a little more upscale.

Oh boy I can't wait to be Mr. Mom even more than I already am.

[leadthemalong]

There was a bake sale, had I planned ahead I would have bought a second muffin for you. Sorry about that...

[Private]

How was the race? You must be so tired, I think you should take this time to rest.

[pedaltothemetal]

Eh, don't worry about it. I slept most of the morning...and afternoon anyway.

[Private]

Oh, it went well. And I've been resting, trust me.

Private

[leadthemalong]

It's difficult not to worry sometimes, but you're right. I'm just happy to know you're home already. Did Jody drop you off?

...Oh how could I forget? Congradulations on the race!

Re: Private

[pedaltothemetal]

She did, yeah. She raced yesterday too, so we just went together.

Hey, thanks.

This doesn't exsist

[animu_nerd]

Well apart from the fact you didn't get to ride Metal Gear Rex.

[pedaltothemetal]

Otacon I'm gonna cry.

[animu_nerd]

Well maybe if you had eaten a muffin you could have fit in Metal Gear Rex.

[pedaltothemetal]

FINE I won't babysit you.