Laertes* Gets A Promotion!!!!

[pdragon76]

So today Laertes* graduated from Laertes* THCG to Laertes* MFSOB in less than one minute.  See below for phone transcript.

Laertes* THCG: So, you think we should hook up this week?
Pdragon: Yeah, that sounds good.  Not awkward or phoney at all.  What should we do?
Laertes* THCG: Ladies choice.
Pdragon:  You know what?  Before we do this, I gotta ask.

Comments

[misswonderheart]

Men, I swear....

"I'll tell you right out that I'm married, and *naturally* that will make it ok."

Argh.

I'm sorry, dude, I just realized that you don't look nearly as attractive as I thought, especially since you're wearing your ASS as a HAT.

[pdragon76]

*jumps up and down at the Nathan*

you has Nathan icon.

[misswonderheart]

Nathan is very good at my "good lord, the humans are giving me a damn headache" face.

(I got it from sporkyadrasteia, who has a complex username, to be sure.)

[kimonkey7]

Dude.

WTF.

That is just...I'm sorry. What a fucking asshole.

[pdragon76]

But you know what? Calling someone a motherfucking son of a bitch in a completely conversational tone is hilarious, so... there is that.

I'm chaste, but with the funny.

OH All kinds of AWESOME

[kayto1]

So, your response? ALL KINDS OF AWESOME.

Seriously - will you start answering my calls? Because there is no way I could have come up with that response at that time. Mostly there would have been stunned silence. And maybe a, well, uh, "ok."

And conversationally? More of the kinds of aweome.

Cause, hee, take that ASS.

Re: OH All kinds of AWESOME

[pdragon76]

Yes. For a small fee I will take your calls. For a small fee I'll do anything several respectable services.

[bluesister]

I'm sorry. Well handled tho', damn.

[pdragon76]

Ah, yes. Knob. The great Australian insult. *tips hat at fellow Aussie* I would suggest knob JOCKEY even. Or knob END. Another Aussie classic. God bless your Sunshine Coast cotton socks.

OZ it up, baby!