Laertes* Gets A Promotion!!!!
So today Laertes* graduated from Laertes* THCG to Laertes* MFSOB in less than one minute. See below for phone transcript.
Laertes* THCG: So, you think we should hook up this week?
Pdragon: Yeah, that sounds good. Not awkward or phoney at all. What should we do?
Laertes* THCG: Ladies choice.
Pdragon: You know what? Before we do this, I gotta ask. Are you married?
Laertes* MFSOB: Yes I am.
Pdragon: [Pause] *sigh*
Laertes* MFSOB: Did you just sigh?
Pdragon: Yes, Laertes*, I did.
Laertes* MFSOB: [nervously] Why are you sighing?
Pdragon: [conversationally] Because it never ceases to amaze me what motherfucking sons of bitches you boys can be.
Laertes* MFSOB: Oh hey, I would be a mother fucking son of a bitch if I didn't tell you.
Pdragon: I didn't mean to me, you arse-hat. I deal with shitheads like you everyday. You're being a mother fucking son of a bitch to your wife.
Laertes* MFSOB: [pause]
Pdragon: I'm gonna hang up now.
'And she says: Why baby why baby why baby why have you turned your back on love...?'
- Dan Bern, Estelle
* - not Laertes MFSOB's real name