The Master Procrastinator is....IN

[pdragon76]

HOMG DRAGONS, JUST DOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

*throws laptop through front window*

RIGHT.

I'm making coffee, and pie, and then I'm sitting down and I'm not going to bed until Chappy Eight has 7000 wordies.  I mean, honestly,  HOW MUCH MORE EXCRUCIATING CAN I POSSIBLY MAKE THIS?

*points at flist*  Don't answer that.

Comments

[lemmypie]

Omg you are killing me!!! Hurry already cause I may die and then shitrock the cat will eat my carcass.

[pdragon76]

I'm killing you? I'm killing YOU? I'M killing YOU?

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN DRAGONS?

Seriously. It's all, like, RIGHT THERE. *beats forehead on coffee table* It just won't...*gesticulates wildly*

Also, this is the problem with having a cat named Shitrock. You has to CLARIFY constantly. Otherwise people is all: "Shitrock will eat your carcass, wtf?"

Lady, you is weeeeeeeeeeird.

*offers Shitrock heel of boot in lieu of carcass*

[ficwriter1966]

*iz sending you some of my mojo*

It's gonna rain here. Which means nice soothing atmosphere for writing.

You're getting there. It'll happen.

Breeeeeeeathe...

[pdragon76]

OMG. If you could see some of the ridiculous crap I have surfed on the internet today in the name of avoidance...

*hates on self muchly*

[el1ie]

*looks at empty vid timeline*

Hah!

I have NO sympathy. *snort*

[pdragon76]

OI. Get back to work, missy. That there vid thingy is SRS BSNS.

Besides. If I have to close the Fandom Wank tab, EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO.

[el1ie]

What?

There's more wank and I missed it?

Oh woe is me...

[pdragon76]

Nah. Not even our fandom, dude. That's how pathetic I am today.

*is despicable*

[kimmer1227]

Dear Dragons,
Stop putting these totally destructive and useless timeline burdens upon yourself. It makes you batshit.

Yours in jeopardy,
Mental health

[pdragon76]

Dear Mental Health,

LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST.

No love,
Dragons

[quellefromage]

Shoot. I was gonna suggest you put your fingers on a hot stove, so that every keystroke is pure agony...but it sounds like you've already done that.

Maybe you're suffering from prune withdrawal...your brains is all clogged up from lack of prunes.

I'm making peach pie today. Come and get some. We'll wait for you.

[pdragon76]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I hates you and your peach pies and your cherry ice creams and your banana thingies an-- Fuck it. I'm on my way. NOBODY EATS ANYTHING TILL I GET THERE.

*books flight*