The Master Procrastinator is....IN

[pdragon76]

HOMG DRAGONS, JUST DOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

*throws laptop through front window*

RIGHT.

I'm making coffee, and pie, and then I'm sitting down and I'm not going to bed until Chappy Eight has 7000 wordies.  I mean, honestly,  HOW MUCH MORE EXCRUCIATING CAN I POSSIBLY MAKE THIS?

*points at flist*  Don't answer that.

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[twasadark]

Dear Dragons,

As soon as you finish your chappy I will jump your bones.

Sincerely,

Dean Winchester

PS - Does that provide motivation for you? LOL

[pdragon76]

By Jove! I think she's got it!

*glee*

[chocca2]

WRITE, DRAGONS! WRITE!!!!

*picks up mashed up laptop and hands it back to you*

Now, look what you've done!

[pdragon76]

DAMN IT. It's not even BROKEN. Now what am I supposed to do? WRITE?

[chocca2]

...I supposed to do? WRITE?

DAMN STRAIGHT! Get to it!

[saberivojo]

Dragons I have no real sorrow for you because you are writing the boys. Yes, that can be hard but I am doing this @$$%!! nursing stuff and that is hard and BORING. At least the boys aren't boring right?

I am thrilled you are working on Chapter Eight for totally selfish reasons. I need it. Like a drug.

You are my enabler.

*picks up your lap top and gently desposits it back on your desk*

[pdragon76]

Hard and boring now = exciting and dream job later!

*taps the books*

Back to it, missy. These are the hard yards. Yay for hard yards. They get us to places where we can be proud of ourselves.

And now shitdamnfuckit, I have to go eat my own stupid dumbass advice.

*raspberry*

[erinrua]

*points to own forehead* See that? Welded shut. No wordies make the circuit from brain to hands. Yea, it doth sucketh verily.

But you have pie. You're already way ahead of me. ;-)

GO, DRAGONS! GO, DRAGONS! GO, DRAGONS, GO! *waves cat hair pompoms*

[pdragon76]

Urgh. It sucks giant donkey cocks, doesn't it? WHY FOR SO HARD WORDIES?

I'ma call for pizza. It can't hurt, right?

Thanks for the pompoms. :)

[feliciakw]

Here's the thing:

You: Get to live with the Chappy 8 information in your head and know what going to happen and how. Even if the wordsies have not been writ.

Us: DON'T! Don't know what's gonna happen, don't know where it's going, don't know if Dean will ever recover. Don't know if Sam will ever recover. WE JUST DON'T KNOW!

So.

Given the givens, I think it's clear that this is more excruciating for us than you.

See? I'm thinking of a Dragonz and how SHE ALREADY KNOWS!!!

Hmph!

*taps foot impatiently*

[pdragon76]

Uhm, I also has to live with how terribly LAME it all is. *points to outline*

Christ. How did I not see the LAME when I was making this shit up?

*flaps hands at you* I'm going as fast as I can! You can't rush this kind of mediocrity!