No Swearing

[pavel_lishin]

Whenever a client that we think might be particularly sensitive to my, uh, colorful outbursts ("WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCKPILE PROCESS THIS STUPID SHIT") the boss reminds me not to swear.

Since I have the memory of a goldfish with Alzheimer's, I find it useful to make myself a little reminder.

Comments

[with_my_pistola]

Does that box say missile launcher?

[pavel_lishin]

Oh yeah.

[with_my_pistola]

Nice.

[matt_havener]

where do you work?

[pavel_lishin]

A web dev firm in Addison

[aaron_omnislash]

I have that same mouse!

[pavel_lishin]

Oh yeah? Well, I have FOUR!

Actually, I really do have four. I had that type of mouse for years, and finally it started acting funky - scroll wheel would randomly move every once in awhile, and it would lose connectivity because the cable looked like a rat had gnawed through it (and maybe one had).

So I bought a new mouse ... and realized that it was atrocious. Middle-click worked about half the time, unless I pressed extra hard, in which case it would work 200% of the time - meaning that it would click twice, if not more.

Finally I got fed up with it, realized I hate things that are new and different, and went on a shopping spree and accidentally bought three more mice.

Oh well. I have three computers, now, so it works out.

[aaron_omnislash]

I stole mine from my old job a million years ago and it acts up every once in a while (using the scroll wheel sometimes tosses in a random right click to keep things exciting), but it's an awesome mouse.

I can't believe I'm talking about how great my mouse is. That's terminal nerd-dom.

[pavel_lishin]

Go Comets. :(

[ddmdinfan_mol]

Good Boy! Keep the Sticky Note up! :-) Works well for promotions! MUM

[pavel_lishin]

I think it doesn't work as well when it's so blatantly out there :P

Besides, it doesn't really work that well :(