I guess I look the type.

[pavel_lishin]

Dallas is a different place than Austin.

I struck up a quick 30 second conversation with a girl whose car sounded like it was dying a slow and painful death, and she walked off to be about her business. 15 minutes later, she approaches me again.

"I know you probably don't know, what with the broken leg and all, but do you know where I could buy some

Comments

[emosnail]

Hahahaha. I never got asked for crack while I had my mohawk, that I recall, but I sure as heck was asked for weed about a million times.

[pavel_lishin]

Oh yeah, that happens, too. But you also live in a very different area. I'm not exactly sure how to describe it. It's at once populated by very prim professional types, party-hard businessmen, and the lower-tax-bracket population that runs every retail outlet and eatery in the area.

[jvmatucha]

Well, just who d'you think you are, walking around with a mohawk and not knowing where the good drugs are?

I suppose you could pass yourself off as a christian punk! "I'm sorry ma'am, but I have accepted Jesus as my personal lord and savior, and I only stage dive for the lord!"

Nice to see you again!

[pavel_lishin]

Oh, god, the thought confuses and repulses me.

[fulguritus]

Dear God, that's hilarious! I'll have to remember that next time some choad tries to hit me up for something retarded.

[libwitch]

Wow. There's sterotyping and then there is just mind boggling stupidity. Geesh

[pavel_lishin]

If my car sounded like it was dying, I think I'd invest money into fixing it before drugs.

Then again, I'm not a fucking coke-head, so what do I know?

[libwitch]

True. Its all about priorities.

[xed_geek]

HAHAHAHA
I love Austin for many reasons, one of which is being weird. But Dallas may have fewer weird people, they are just more vocal about it.
Thanks for the laugh!!!

[pavel_lishin]

Yeah, I guess in Dallas they stick out more from the baseline noise.

[matt_havener]

keep dallas weird

[pavel_lishin]

I need to make a shirt like that.