Comments | paulhaines: 10 Advantages of being a Vegetarian

paulhaines

10 Advantages of being a Vegetarian

Mar 25, 2009 19:16

Breadboards are easy to clean.

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Comments 13

angriest March 25 2009, 08:57:36 UTC

Less indecision when dining at restaurants.

paulhaines March 25 2009, 09:09:49 UTC

Less restaurants!

flinthart March 25 2009, 09:21:51 UTC

That's a hell of a tragic post, there. So why am I laughing?

sgleeson March 25 2009, 20:25:26 UTC

That's the way, Paul! Look for that silver lining, even in the things that seem so plain.

Sis anonymous March 25 2009, 21:51:42 UTC

Brother, I'm disappointed in you letting the team down!

Re: Sis paulhaines March 26 2009, 00:10:02 UTC

well, did you list any advantages?

Re: Sis anonymous March 26 2009, 00:57:16 UTC

No. You know what I think, but preaching is wanky.

Re: Sis haloumi April 1 2009, 22:28:19 UTC

I didn't actually see the preaching - I thought it was fairly amusing ( ... )

Thread 5

anonymous March 26 2009, 06:05:19 UTC

3. Lentils, not exactly sexy food, but my god you'll do some excellent farts.

paulhaines March 26 2009, 06:12:26 UTC

Is that necessarily an advantage? This house has been missing the smell of the potent meat-based fart for quite some while.

And having no rectum and a once-heavy dose of chemo, well, the lentil fart is nothing in comparison to what I had been making on a 'normal' diet.

Turd obsession will get us all anonymous March 27 2009, 02:13:25 UTC

My god you know shitology has reached new highs when Oprah and doctor Oz are holding fake crap on stage.

anonymous March 29 2009, 09:07:44 UTC

I guess it depends on whether you find farts funny or not, if you do then vegetarianism can make life quite enjoyable.