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10 Advantages of being a Vegetarian
Mar 25, 2009 19:16
Breadboards are easy to clean.
diet
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the road forward
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cancer
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angriest
March 25 2009, 08:57:36 UTC
Less indecision when dining at restaurants.
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paulhaines
March 25 2009, 09:09:49 UTC
Less restaurants!
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flinthart
March 25 2009, 09:21:51 UTC
That's a hell of a tragic post, there. So why am I laughing?
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sgleeson
March 25 2009, 20:25:26 UTC
That's the way, Paul! Look for that silver lining, even in the things that seem so plain.
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Sis
anonymous
March 25 2009, 21:51:42 UTC
Brother, I'm disappointed in you letting the team down!
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paulhaines
March 26 2009, 00:10:02 UTC
well, did you list any advantages?
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anonymous
March 26 2009, 00:57:16 UTC
No. You know what I think, but preaching is wanky.
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haloumi
April 1 2009, 22:28:19 UTC
I didn't actually see the preaching - I thought it was fairly amusing (
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Thread 5
anonymous
March 26 2009, 06:05:19 UTC
3. Lentils, not exactly sexy food, but my god you'll do some excellent farts.
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paulhaines
March 26 2009, 06:12:26 UTC
Is that necessarily an advantage? This house has been missing the smell of the potent meat-based fart for quite some while.
And having no rectum and a once-heavy dose of chemo, well, the lentil fart is nothing in comparison to what I had been making on a 'normal' diet.
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Turd obsession will get us all
anonymous
March 27 2009, 02:13:25 UTC
My god you know shitology has reached new highs when Oprah and doctor Oz are holding fake crap on stage.
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anonymous
March 29 2009, 09:07:44 UTC
I guess it depends on whether you find farts funny or not, if you do then vegetarianism can make life quite enjoyable.
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And having no rectum and a once-heavy dose of chemo, well, the lentil fart is nothing in comparison to what I had been making on a 'normal' diet.
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