Alright, I'd like to bring it down for a sec and let a little poem out for all you LJers that love to do their thang...Silence please ( Read more... )

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so me and my new "special friend"hehehhehehe made it to austin. i love it here. My right hand man knows a lot of folk down here so it should be a fun new years.DUECE DOUBLE OT TRES BIEEEATCH! hopefully they'll be some g-string poppin hehehhehhehhe. I'm gonna lick em and kick em and i sure as hell's gonna suck em and fuck em. anyhoozile, enough of ( Read more... )

Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words, conclusions grow up in us like fungus: one morning they are there, we don't know how, and shouldn't wonder why. They gaze upon us, morose and gray. WOE to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in them....And WOE to the thinker that notices a ( Read more... )

so we made it to my grandparents this morning in time for grits. yum, we hadnt eaten shit on the trip. not very exciting besides all the funny racist jokes my grandaddy said. He told this one about...ah ask me later, i probably shouldnt say it. They gave me a book on the holocaust. its so fukkin cool. you should see all the dead people in here. ( Read more... )

Tüss Tüss opp'e Tün
Met d' Kaut en mien Foageltje brun
De Schnetje senn goa
Daut Wota es kloa
Von Somma en Freid senn' wie dün.

For you, not in the KNOW:
Home, home on the (picket) fence
With the cat and my tiny brown bird
The biscuits are done
The water is clear
From winter and joy we are drunk

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im at a library in paris. Paris, Texas that is, hehehhehehehe. As odd as it sounds, i met an old friend in albakercee that used to live next to me and he ended up coming along with me. I'm trying to keep my hole clamped but the long hours in the car make me "wetter'n uh slobberin dogs bowl" as the man at the gas station said today.hehehehheehe ( Read more... )