Field Report #7932

Jan 29, 2008 15:07

Brief: In the wake of personal upheaval, unit is engaging in detailed technical analysis to determine the best course of recreation and rehabilitation.

This is your brain on MMOs. )

operation lurking walrus, field report

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pathtowar January 30 2008, 00:58:37 UTC

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pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:10:57 UTC
Looks like someone wasn't payin' enough attention!


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crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:12:38 UTC
Y'KNOW, THAT PICTURE REMINDS ME OF A TIME WHEN I BLEW UP ABOUT TWENTY AUTOBOTS WITH A FEW WELL PLACED MINES.

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.

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pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:14:28 UTC
Yeah, I know how it was, back in the day. Ever see the fear in another mech's optics before you bring them down?

I never did. I just rained the fire down so hard that even the forward observation teams were wincin' into the comm.

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crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:18:51 UTC
ONE 'A THESE DAYS I'LL SIT Y'DOWN WITH SOME ENERGON AN' GIVE YA ALL TH' GRITTY DETAILS ON HOW MUCH FUN IT WAS TORTURIN' HAPLESS AUTOBOTS FER INFORMATION I WAS PRETTY SURE THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE.

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pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:21:42 UTC
Thanks for remindin' me just how fleetin' the better moments of your kind really are.

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crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:23:07 UTC
CAN Y'SAY Y'DIDN'T ENJOY KILLIN' OFF 'CONS THAT MIGHT'VE NEVER EVEN FIRED A SHOT AT A 'BOT BEFORE YOU BLEW THEM OFF TH' FACE OF TH' PLANET?

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pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:26:06 UTC
Yeah, 'cause there's lots of innocent sparklings runnin' around wearin' that purple sigil without the faintest idea what it means, huh?

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crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:43:19 UTC
...YOU'D BE SURPRISED. THERE'RE A LOT LESS DIFFERENCES 'TWEEN 'CONS AN' 'BOTS THAN YOU'D REALIZE AT FIRST, KETTLE.

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pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:49:56 UTC
Amazin', you're already back to the gentle voice of empathy. Next time you want to talk about our common ground, you might wanna leave out the torture part.

I already told you once about this slag. Fuck off, 'cause I won't have the patience to let it slide the next time you pull this.

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crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 03:08:57 UTC
I TORTURED 'BOTS AN' I LIKED IT.

FEEL FREE T'HOLD IT AGAINST ME. I DON'T CARE. 'S NOT A SECRET. AN' DON'T LET IT SLIDE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. 'M OPEN T'DISCUSSIN' YER ISSUES WITH ME ANY TIME Y'WANT, KETTLE.

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forcy_breaker January 30 2008, 03:43:40 UTC
And you wonder why Autobots doesn't like Decepticons?

I think you should leave my kettle alone till either of you have something more sensible to say.

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crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 04:18:38 UTC
WHAT, Y'THINK 'M STILL DOIN' IT?

PRIMUS, GO-BOT. IT WAS WAR. 'M SORRY IF YER AUTOBOT COMMANDERS PAINTED IT T'BE BIG FUCKIN' PUFFY CLOUDS AN' RAINBOWS FER YA, BUT GET OVER YERSELF.

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forcy_breaker January 30 2008, 04:24:36 UTC
I'm just pointing out that's what most Autobots think of Decepticons.

As far as I know, it's mostly been 'Cons that haven't gotten over the war?

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[[PRIVATE]] crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 04:30:23 UTC
IT'S BEEN BOTH. BUT... FER PRIMUS' SAKE, TRAILBREAKER - I DON'T SPIKE YER ENERGON. I DON'T ATTACK 'BOTS IN TH' HALLS. I MIGHT ARGUE WITH 'BOTS BUT I DON'T THROW TH' FIRST PUNCH IF I CAN HELP IT.

I DON'T REGRET WHAT I'VE DONE, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN 'M GONNA GO OUT AN' DO IT NOW. TH' FACT IS, I HAVE MORE RESPECT FER AUTOBOTS THAN Y'D THINK, BEFORE THIS CEASEFIRE AN' NOW.

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Re: [[PRIVATE]] forcy_breaker January 30 2008, 04:36:29 UTC
I never said you did. I'm just saying 'bots and 'cons aren't exactly known for getting along with eachother. And even if you don't there are those who do, on both sides.

There's usually some kind of respect between those that try to kill eachother.

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