Hello all you adoring fans ( Read more... )

Howdy Loyal readers! It is the oft absent Patch here!
Ya, i know, shocking Eh? A real live post from PATCH. Alert the media.
Go on, Alert.
I'm waiting.
What? They dont care?
Fucking Liberal Media Hacks.
Oh.
Wait.
There was a point.
I start again.

HI Folks! Was that any good? I'm so out of practice at this ( Read more... )

Last weekend Patch and Xana went to lifeofreilly's Animated Character party as The Incredibles, well two of them anyhow. As you can see from yon user pic, they were adorable ( Read more... )

I hear the world wants to hear more from Patch's secretary. Well, here I am!

Patch is doing well. As most of you know, he is living the house known as "the neighbor of the beast" with sushicaddy, executivegoth, and his beautiful girlfriend, nightrythm, with whom he is very happy. He has a job he hates in the morning and loves in the afternoon from which he cannot check LJ. His ( Read more... )

Hello world.

-Patch's secretary

Hello out there, you Silly folks who decided to friend the journal of a guy who never posts.
I looked today, and noticed that there are quite a number of new faces on the list of people who have me listed as a friend. In fact, it is that fact which has prompted this post.
I just wanted to say Hi. So, uhm, Hi.
Thanks fer being curious, or caring or ( Read more... )

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These points should be screamed from the top of EVERY hill, mountain, and valley. Please feel free to steal these, and distribute them everywhere you see fit. If you disagree with the idea of Gay marriage, answer these questions. i DARE you ( Read more... )

Well, My car is now in the shop, as of Yesterday. It would have waited probably until Friday (my day off) however, Tuesday night, on my way to hangout at the bar and shoot some darts, my Radiator chose to explode ( Read more... )

Well, OK, not aLL the latest news.. just a little. There will be more later, as it officially develops ( Read more... )