Armed intevention 006 || It's both rabbit season AND duck season (Backdated to Friday Morning)

[partytoastess]

[ A - Phone. ]
[ Hello Mayfield! Nena's voice is clear as crystal and is quite easily identifiable. ]

So, everyone got one of those letters saying you have to kill someone, right?

Who else besides me is going to participate in this?

[ B  - Streets of Mayfield or your house or your house! ]

[ Nena seems to be walking with a purpose, her walk has an

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B

[vertulpen]

[He opens the door cautiously, seeing through the window that it looks like smaller figure.

Oh. It's the girl who thinks it doesn't hurt when you kill somebody. Netherlands opens his mouth to say hello, but then stops-

Oh.

Netherlands quickly closes the door, pretty much in her face; the sounds of the deadbolt sliding into place follow right after.]

1/2

[partytoastess]

[ HOW CAN THIS BE?! ]

2/2

[partytoastess]

YOU PRICK. YOU OPEN UP THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I'LL FIND MY OWN WAY IN THERE AND I'LL MAKE YOU WISH THE PERSON THAT WAS ASSIGNED TO KILL YOU DID THE JOB!!

[ She kicks the door hard enough that bulges, but nowhere near enough to make it barge open ]

[vertulpen]

[Not being somebody to back down. . .]

If you break my door I'll not only make you fix it but you'll be paying for the thing too!

A

[k1_sauce]

NENA!

[partytoastess]

[ The cutesiest, happiest tone ever. Filled with sugar ]

KEIICHI~! HI!!

[k1_sauce]

You're not seriously going to participate in this, right?

[partytoastess]

My brother will die if I don't, so yeah!

[ Not even a single tone of depression or regret. ]

assuming they exchanged names and stuff ok SORRY I AM SLOW ;o;

[wifetops]

[WHAT DID HIS LITTLE FAKEDAUGHTER JUST SAY....]

...Nena-chan? Is...is that you?

oh, yeah, sure. || NO WORRIES

[partytoastess]

Hiiii, Papa!! Were you assigned to kill someone too?

[ She sounds a bit too happy for this ): ]

<33

[wifetops]

[aljdljksjgk yangire....!!!]

T...n-no, Nena-chan, I wasn't. An' I don't think ya should do it, either. I know they said to, but ya can't always do what people tell ya to do, okay? Y'should stay inside. Or - better yet, I'll come getcha, okay?

best papa ;u; besides mr. pancakes

[partytoastess]

[ oh those pesky yangires!!! running you over with lawn mowers during a rousing game of cricket! ]

That's good! That means someone won't be assigned your name! You're going to live Hideyoshi! Nena will make sure of it!

It's all right, Hideyoshi! I was created to fight! I'm going to get my shuttle back to protect my brother, and then I'll kill those that plan on killing others! I'll achieve true piece in Mayfield that way! If I don't, they'll kill my brother.

[ A pause so you can let that sink in. It sounds truly like one of the most horrifying, twisted things ever. It sounds so awful, you consider just where this girl has been and when she comes from. It may break his heart if he likes kids enough. I mean to think of a child saying such sadis-]

Then we can all go out for cake and ice cream!

C YEEEEEEEEAH

[thinkwportals]

[ Chell is in the hardware store for considerably more mundane reasons. Paint. Nails. Screwdriver.

Nice, normal things.

She has the unfortunate luck of being stuck behind Nena in line, tapping her foot impatiently.

She hasn't been around humans in a couple centuries and even she knows how this work.

Well. She knows now. ]

this is going to be more hideous than larry king

[partytoastess]

[ Nena continues on obliviously that her assassin is right behind her.

Nena continues to aggressively barter with the cashier ]

If you don't have enough money, you will have to put something back.

I'm getting this all and I'm getting it for free, you old turd!

/steeples fingers

[thinkwportals]

[ And Chell is oblivious to the fact that her target is right in front of her.

What she does know, however, is that the person in front of her is increasingly obnoxious.

This doesn't seem like it's ending soon.

A few more minutes and Chell will be tapping on Nena's shoulder, frowning. ]

owww D:

[partytoastess]

[ Nena's oblivious to the person behind her.

What she does know is that SHE'S GETTING THIS ALL FOR FREE AND SHE'LL BE ON TLC'S EXTREME COUPONING.

When she is tapped, she'll turn towards her, more than hostile and annoyed. ]

What do you want?

B

[im_the_cute_one]

[Miu answers by opening one of the windows and yelling over to Nena. She recognizes Nena from Prom, actually, which is why she lets her guard down.

She's also wearing pink to strengthen her cuteness factor.]

What do you want?

[partytoastess]

[ SHE'S WEARING PINK. THE HOLY PROTECTION IS GUARANTEED. She can't kill someone that wears pink ]

CAN I COME IN?! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

[im_the_cute_one]

[This is Miu's only defense. Hiding and looking adorable.]

Can't we just talk like this? Someone's still out to terminate me, you know.

[partytoastess]

No! I'm supposed to be killing my teacher, not you! You're safe! Now let me in!!

[ She seems really eager to get inside her house! ]