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[partyofwin]

[The gear is turned on... by something unseen. Or perhaps it's just too close to the camera, as almost immediately there's a surprised squeak and a female, black-fabric-covered butt jerks away from the screen. Moments later a pink haired girl is visible, dressed in a black uniform many will no doubt recognize as belonging to Team Rocket. She's

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[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

[...What did he just witness...?]

[Anyway! It's probably best to respond since that uniform is the same as the one he has been refusing to wear.]

I would assume you've always had hands and feet. I suggest waiting to remove the uniform until you have something else to change into.

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

That's a great idea!

Where are they?

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

I'm afraid I don't know. Good luck in finding them, miss...

[Oh, wait, he didn't introduce himself, did he?]

I am Colonel Frank Archer. Pleased to meet you.

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

Aw... well, thanks, Mister Colonel Frank Archer!

[She beams at him.]

My name's Pinkie Pie!

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

[...Pinkie Pie... He probably shouldn't be surprised at this point.]

You're welcome, and please, call me Archer. [Or Colonel Archer. That works. His rank is still important here shut up.]

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

Okie dokie lokie!

[He can match Colonel Custard!!]